SwordfishHHH International Invitational VII: Prague H3
Prague, Czech Republic
January 30, 2016

created by user Mr_Pink


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage


Race Site

Name Time Gender Beer Notes
1 Mr. Pink 9:59 M From Can Puntigamer 5% Travelled 850km to do a Beer Mile at the time he normally gets up. It showed...
2 Moma's Litte Cumrag 10:03 M From Bottle MGD 4.7% Free diver, which showed in strong first ever attempt. Would've won, but stopped 5m short of line
3 Semen Spirit 17:18 M From Bottle Berliner Berg 5% Would've been much quicker if he'd just done his Penalty Lap instead of waiting for photographic evidence of chunder to present itself. And that's despite starting on his own 30 seconds early...
4 Tom Wanks 18:02 M From Can Pilsner Urquell 4.4% Qualifying beer not available anywhere on race day, so drank a 5th beer as a penalty. PB
5 Sloppy Stool 19:00 M From Bottle Sloat's Pale Ale 5.4%, 355ml Walked. On crutches. In mud. This time will be beaten.
6 Fully Distilled 21:45 F From Can Pilsner Urquell 4.4% Female winner. Penalty beer for weak alcohol.
7 PissOnYa 22:00 M From Can Krusovice 12 5% 400ml As far as we can tell, 400ml WR.
8 Left Beerhind DNF M From Can Radegast 500ml, 5% Boasted about his big man beers all the way to the track. Quit after 1.5 cans...
9 Honeysuckle DNF Timing

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