6th annual donkey punch beer mile
a dark place on a hill
November 19, 2007

created by user drthunder

Conditions: COLD AS BALLS!


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Dana Slut 7:09 M 69 From Can Busch PR for a grandpa
2 Short Frankenstein 7:11 M 69 From Can Busch PR for an old man
3 Succesor Frankenstein 7:20 M 18 From Can Busch pre-pubescent male record
4 Mrs. Fattori 8:48 M 55 From Can Busch continues to chase with failure (until the grim reaper comes)
5 Mop Motumbo 9:00 M 19 From Can Busch barely legal age to dominate the retard
6 Doctor No Job 11:10 F 4 From Can Busch unemployable for a variety of reasons- he's not hung
7 Like Wo-Oh 12:30 M 69 From Can Busch last among competitors, first in masturbation ejaculation

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