Orange County Beer Mile
Fullerton, Ca
June 22, 2008

created by user HTwatter

Conditions: 98 Degrees HOT!!

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Links:

Race Site

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Dan Maltese 9:53 M 32 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Winner!
2 Jimmy Lewis 10:11 M 40 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Heat Winner
3 Gilbert Barragan Jr 10:22 M 36 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Fastest Chug
4 Jaime Ybarra 12:05 M 41 From Bottle Pyramid Hef Good Showing!
5 Joe Lenzini 12:26 M 47 From Can Budweiser Barefoot
6 Dave Alexander 13:26 M 40 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Possible chunder, Disputed
7 Rodger Johnston 14:19 M 47 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Distracted by his hot wife
8 Gil B Sr. 16:30 M 66 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Involuntary Beer Mile Participant
9 Donna Sanford DNF F From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon 2 laps
10 Carmen Hernandez DNF F From Bottle Coors Light 2 laps
11 Tammy Strong DNF F From Bottle Coors Light 2 laps


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Race Notes:

We had, what we believe to be, the first ever involuntary Beer Mile. Bean There Done Twat, with all of his 66 years just came out to support his son, Hairy Twatter. He had planned to do two laps with an unqualified beer, just to participate. We talked him into using PBR. Upon completion of his second lap, we urged him to do "just one more". After that, there was only one more left... He finished with a time of 16:30. Hooray! The only spew came from Shrimp Skanky, but that was only after he finished. Calamine Crack ran the event shoeless.