Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical Beer Mile
Tucson, AZ
September 20, 2008

created by user drslowride

Conditions: Sunny, calm, 90 deg F


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage


Race Site

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 dr. Slow Ride 9:21 M 46 From Can Budweiser Nautical in 10:45
2 Granny Panties 12:23 M From Can Tecate first beer mile
3 Papa Don't Peek 13:02 M From Can Miller Lite Nautical in 14:40, first beer mile
4 Can You Make My Wife Come 13:47 M From Can Budweiser first beer mile
5 Stuffed In My Box 18:25 F From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
6 Bunker Beater 19:50 M From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon puke penalty lap, Nautical in 20:57
7 Charlotte The Harlot 21:46 F From Can Tecate personal best

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Race Notes:

Everyone did the regular (statute) beer mile. To complete the Nautical mile required an additional swig of rum after the standard beer mile and then continuing an additional 265 yards: three takers as noted in results