2008 Tucson Thanksgiving Beer Mile
Tucson, AZ
November 25, 2008

created by user drslowride

Conditions: Overcast, 75 deg F, damp


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage


Race Site

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Go Fuck Myself 9:40 M 46 From Can Tecate trailed/drafted until the fourth beer
2 dr. Slow Ride 9:52 M 46 From Can Budweiser swallowed own puke at start of lap 3 to avoid penalty, 6th consecutive calendar month with a Beer Mile completion
3 Granny Panties 11:38 M 41 From Can Coors Light co-host of the r@ce
4 Klitty Litter 13:41 F 69 From Cup vodka and juice I don't think she's really that old
5 Scooby In A Bottle 19:00 M 30 From Can Beast Light first Beer Mile, unsuccessful in challenging others to rematch that evening

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Race Notes:

Small group of survivors from the Mr. Happy's hash the previous night gathered La Maison d'Harlot and marked out a trail including an alley two streets and a sidewalk. Klitty was encouraged to run even though she insisted on cocktails instead of beer because we like to watch her bounce. Time was kept by Didja Bitemypenis and the photographer of record was Harlot