2008 Tucson Thanksgiving Beer Mile
Tucson, AZ
November 25, 2008

created by user drslowride

Conditions: Overcast, 75 deg F, damp

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Links:

Race Site

	Name	Time	Gender	Age	Beer	Notes
1	Go Fuck Myself	9:40	M	46	Tecate	trailed/drafted until the fourth beer
2	dr. Slow Ride	9:52	M	46	Budweiser	swallowed own puke at start of lap 3 to avoid penalty, 6th consecutive calendar month with a Beer Mile completion
3	Granny Panties	11:38	M	41	Coors Light	co-host of the r@ce
4	Klitty Litter	13:41	F	69	vodka and juice	I don't think she's really that old
5	Scooby In A Bottle	19:00	M	30	Beast Light	first Beer Mile, unsuccessful in challenging others to rematch that evening

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Race Notes:

Small group of survivors from the Mr. Happy's hash the previous night gathered La Maison d'Harlot and marked out a trail including an alley two streets and a sidewalk. Klitty was encouraged to run even though she insisted on cocktails instead of beer because we like to watch her bounce. Time was kept by Didja Bitemypenis and the photographer of record was Harlot