2009 Manitoba Summer beermile championships
Winnipeg, MB
July 25, 2009

created by user viper

Conditions: 25 degrees mild wind, no clouds

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

	Name	Time	Gender	Age	Beer	Notes
1	Mike Booth	6:05	M	28	Kokanee	Set a new manitoba Provincial record. Only his second beermile ever.
2	Stephan Arnason	8:00	M	23	Lucky
3	Kevin Essau	8:08	M	23	Lucky
4	Mel Gregoire	8:14	F		Lucky	First woman finisher. PB.
5	Pat Binne	8:19	M	24	lucky	Left his fathers retirement party to do this thing. returned immidiately after it.
6	Colin Barnett	8:45	M	21	Boxer,Keiths	First person to puke everywhere
7	Marlowe Brownlee	8:50	M	22	Lucky
8	casey Gergely	9:07	M	22	Kokanee	Beleives he was roofied last weekend
9	Andrea Heskew	9:09	F	19	Lucky
10	Steven Campbell	9:57	M		Kokanee
11	Tyrone Welchinski	10:07	M	19	Old Milwaukee	Knight of the rectangular Table, Steals from the rich, shotguns with the poor
12	William Adama	10:15	M		Moosehead
13	Justine Stromberg	10:28	F		Lucky
14	Justin Brown	11:08	M		Lucky
15	Tyler Unknown	11:27	M		Kokanee
16	Alice Sherwin	11:28	F		Molson Dry	Puked all over herself multiple times
17	Sheldon Kilcullen	11:48	M	24	Lucky	Dressed in a fatman suit/clown costume. He puked all over it many times. Had shotgunned a 6pack before hand.
18	Doug Scott	11:54	M		Lucky	Got in from churchill and went from the plain straight to the beermile
19	Ollie Gergely	12:00	M		Budweiser	Puked, than got owned in every drinking game afterwords
20	Di Bone	12:23	M		lucky	Puked
21	Quin Ferguson	13:11	M		Lucky	Dressed like a devil with a cape. Puked on Jon Kilcullen on lap 2.
22	Andrew Schellenburg	13:35	M		Russel Cream	Puked
23	Adam Hildenbrandt	13:45	M		Keiths	Puked
24	Lenny Steel	13:49	M		Kokanee
25	Zach Durand	13:50	M		lucky
26	Alex Bell	14:58	F		Kokanee	Puked
27	Jon Kilcullen	15:09	M	25	Old Milwaukee	Knight of the rectangular table. Puked after Q-tip puked on him. Shotgunned a 6 pack before running
28	Derek Tozer	15:58	M		Kokanee
29	David Kelly	15:59	M		Lucky	Puked. made himself a proton excellorator and ran with it. Possibly crossed streams which would explain his time.
30	Andrew Dauphinais	16:29	M	25	Old Milwaukee	Knight of the rectangular table. Speed walked the race, while smoking a colt. Had sword fights with the other knights as they ran by him.
31	Paul Carr	18:29	M	23	Big rock variety pack	His dick, was infact in the box. Puked on his box
32	Becky Carr	20:15	F		Lucky	Did not enjoy her first beermile
33	Chantal Auger	20:21	F		Lucky	Suspected of only drinking 3 beer. Puked.
34	Jamie Unknown	21:33	M		lucky	Puked.

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Race Notes:

The event had 35 people running it, and one MIA. Costumes as usual were out in force, as were the spectators.

The Fuzz once again did not catch wind of our event. Even if they had, they probably would have bowed down in awe of it.

The second place finisher was DQ'ed he was drinking half way around the corner and refused to stop.

Many of the girls were also suspected of drinking 3 beers and or cheating.

All in all a very good event.

Thats it and thats all
Peter funkin blow