2011 Beerlympics Beer Mile
Saskatoon, SK
May 14, 2011

created by user iballz

Conditions: 20 Degree, Sunny, Light Wind


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage


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Name Time Gender Beer Notes
1 Matt Mazurik 6:23 M From Can Molson Dry First Official Beer Mile, 10 seconds off provincial record
2 Iain McCormick 7:17 M From Bottle Budweiser Sub 60 last 400
3 Andrew Dauphinais 7:32 M From Bottle Labatt 50 3rd finisher for The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland thus completing the podium sweep for the team.
4 Steven Campbell 7:51 M From Can Boxer led nearly the entire race, penalty lap
5 Iain Fyfe 7:53 M From Can Moosehead 2nd Best Iain
6 Brandt 8:53 M From Can Brewhouse Hot Blonde
7 Cam S 9:13 M From Can Budweiser 250 pound man wearing spikes
8 Kristjan Hunter 9:34 M From Can Molson Dry Puked ALOT.....in the mile, in his tent, under a couch and possibly in a shower
9 Riley Magee 9:38 M From Can Brewhouse Puked on first beer
10 Paul Carr 10:05 M From Can Boxer
11 Samir Marin 10:28 M From Can Brewhouse
12 Jeff Adamson 10:48 M From Can Lucky Got 3rd at Pan Ams for wrestling a week earlier. Even more impressive? His finish clinched the team title for The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland. Outkicked 3 people in last 200m leaving nothing in the tank.
13 Captain George 10:49 M From Can Pilsner
14 David Kelly 10:50 M From Can Lucky Realllly wants to point out that he beat PK.
15 Patrick Kelly 10:58 M From Can Boxer
16 Chris Simair 11:44 M From Can Sleeman
17 Caitlin Warkentin 11:47 F From Can Brewhouse One member of the hat thief duo
18 Brett Slobodz 12:00 M From Can Brewhouse
19 Russ Neff 12:32 M From Can Pilsner
20 Jenna McCormick 12:50 F From Can Budweiser Puked a generous amount
21 Jesse Z 13:09 M From Can Budweiser
22 James Adamson 13:38 M From Can ?
23 Iain McMaster 14:53 M From Can Grasshopper 3rd and worst Iain of the day
24 Karen L 14:54 F From Can Canadian Last minute entry to save a team from disqualification
25 Matt Neff 15:07 M From Can Moosehead Puked a lot everywhere
26 Jon Kilcullen 15:16 M From Can Budweiser Hated life and proved it by puking everywhere. Had to endure lots of heckling at the hands of McCormicks sister.
27 Erin Humphries 16:03 F From Can Brewhouse Second member of hat thief duo
28 Dez Dez 16:09 M From Can Brewhouse
29 Bar Starr 17:20 F From Can Budweiser Seriously owned almost every dude in all other competitions later in the day.
30 Big T 17:23 M From Can Brewhouse Beat Saskatchewans Big T to become the outright owner of the name Big T. Huge PB have his team a 1 point advantage over 6th place team.
31 Shannon 18:40 F From Can Budweiser
32 Big Blue 21:41 M From Bottle Budweiser Lost to Manitobas Big T and is now Big Blue. Puke o fthe event award for puking straight up in the air onto himself while running.

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Race Notes:

A beautiful day for Olympic Beer Drinking started off with a bang. Matt Mazurik takes the overall title only 10 seconds off I-Ballz McCormick's (2nd place) provincial record. Scootsie Dauphinais takes 3rd to complete the podium sweep for the team.

Team Competition Results:

1. 1, 2, 3, 12 (18) The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland
2. 4, 8, 10, 15 (37) Bitches Drink
3. 9, 11, 18, 22 (60) Alaskan Pipeline
4. 5, 19, 23, 25 (72) Iain Neff's aka Shake Weight
5. 7, 14, 26, 30 (77) Hot Fun
6. 6, 17, 27, 28 (78) Dick Cheese Sandwiches
7. 13, 16, 24, 32 (85) The Loosies
8. 20, 21, 29, 31 (101) Earl's Girls