Vienna Beer Mile #12 (H3)
Votivkirche, Vienna
January 3, 2020

created by user mrpink


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Nationality Beer Notes
1 Mr. Pink 6:56 M From Bottle Schloss Eggenbutg Hopfen Konig Shorts. Obviously. Nautical Mile in 7:55
2 Daisy Balls 9:43 F From Bottle Gösser Beats her boyfriend. But still not Barefoot's PR.
3 Princess W Constantly 9:53 M From Bottle Zwettler Sapphire Seemed scarred by the site of his hellacious finish line puke last time out. NM 11:23
4 Martin Zeman 10:48 M From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfen Konig Travelled from Bratislava. Cleared the post-race bar bill on his own. Legend
5 Walrus Junior 12:05 M 14 From Bottle Chocolate milk DAMN. When this dude is old enough to drink...
6 Walrus 12:17 M From Bottle Heineken PR! Definite suspicion of considerable running.
7 Victoria's Secret 12:29 F From Bottle Puntigamer PR! Big step. That being dragged around the ring at 10km/hr on NYE seemed to have helped!
8 Prima Donna 13:46 M From Can Tak Pale Ale No hiding that vomit with half of it down the front of him!
9 Bare Foot 16:11 M From Bottle Trappiste Rochefort 10 WR! Highest ABV Beer Mile (11.3%) of ALL-TIME
10 Empty Gay DNF Timer
11 King Ralph DNF M Cigarillos Observer
12 Pop Your Cork DNF F Sadist

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Race Notes:

The First Beer Mile of the 2020s!
-4C, feels like -10C. Bit slippery.