Brno H3 Beer Mile
Brno, Czechia
January 18, 2020

created by user mrpink

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

	Name	Time	Gender	Nationality	Beer	Notes
1	Mr. Pink	8:42	M		Schloss Eggenburg Hopfenkönig	1:57 behind own Czechia NR. Died by curve one. Not a day to remember. (Nautical Mile 9:59)
2	Princess W Constantly	10:28	M		Ottakringer	NM 11:41 Had like half a litre of Negroni on the train up
3	Daisy Balls	11:17	F		Zipfer Märzen	Czechia F NR!! NM 12:47
4	Bare Foot	11:41	M		Leffe Blonde	NM 12:52. Almost caught Daisy but female solidarity alerted her to this. So he just got to watch her puke post finish instead
5	Brno Ian	12:41	M		Pilsner Urquell 500ml	Asterisk for the 3x big, weak beers, but if that's all the shop has, you welcome the first-timer! NM 14:25
6	Victoria's Secret	14:27	F		Puntigamer	NM 15:46 Warmed up on Gösser pre-Mile. Got a Strava Mile trophy round the track
7	Walrus	15:08	M		Ottakringer	NM 17:21 Why on earth would TWO people drink Ottakringer!?
8	Sloppy Stool	16:00	M		Sierra Nevada Stout	WR Walking only! NM 18:40
9	Ape Shit	DNF	F		Schloss Eggenburg Hopfenkönig	Brave attempt by non-beer drinker, but quit after 1.5 bottles. Thankfully, as took over time recording once blizzard rendered all pens, phones and paper void
10	Absolutely Not a Lesbian	DNF	F		Wine 750ml	Timer

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Race Notes:

Full-on blizzard. Denied use of Moravska Slava track, so did the 400m loop at nam. 28 rijna instead. No one was fast.