Team Cyco Suds Beer Mile #11thish
Bossier High School Track
December 19, 2020

created by user TBouso


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage


Race Site Video Link

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Jeff Howells 8:28.2 M 49 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum Where the Hell did Who come from?
2 Powell Perot 8:44.3 M 48 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum Could've been faster if he hadn't run 20 in the morning
3 Tony Bouso 8:44.8 M 63 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum Amazing athlete, Incredible Effort!
4 Jason Riffle 8:53.3 M 38 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum Permanent organizer in chief
5 Mike McHalffey 9:07.5 M 61 From Can GRB 318 Cheated with the illegal beer
6 Michael Smith 9:14.1 M 40 From Can Keystone Dude with the ball cap
7 Kelley Grafton 9:31.6 M 47 From Can Coors Banquet Been riding his bike too much
8 Bobo Anderson 9:40.9 M 58 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum Great triathletes don't necessarily make great beer milers
9 Will Duncan 10:48.5 M 30 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum Promised to train more
10 Jason Hess 10:52.8 M 44 From Can Keystone Dude with the knit cap

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Race Notes:

The 11thish annual Cyco Beer Mile moved across the river to stay one step ahead of the PoPo. Five BHS grads came back to their old stomping grounds to relive their glory days on the track of failed dreams. The young punk wannabes just could not hang with the BearKat Alumni who took 2 of 3 podiums and 3 of the top 5. The other 2 BearKittens performed valiantly in a 2nd Place Relay finish.