Dundas Ontario Beer Mile!
June 14, 2013

created by user o2bcool

Conditions: 21 degrees Celsius, 8 km/hr east wind, humidity 96%


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage


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Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Gregory Lariviere 7:11 M From Can Molson Canadian Prefontaine-Powered
2 Neil Taylor 8:38 M From Can Budweiser Sweat bands slowed him down.
3 Adam Palmer 8:40 M From Can Labatt Blue Has a man-crush on Gregory.
4 Ben Jurkovic 10:16 M From Can Molson Canadian Wanted to carry a dumbell during the race, but wasn't allowed.
5 Jim Richards 10:39 M From Can Lakeport Honey Says his sleeveless shirt made him feel fast.
6 Jason St-Denis 10:48 M From Can Kokanee Will never disrespect the Beer Mile again.
7 John M Campbell 12:09 M 51 From Can Molson Canadian Still has never had to run a penalty lap.
8 Ron Lariviere 13:22 M From Can Steam Whistle Was very emotional when he heard of his son's fine showing.
9 Paul Mitchell 20:10 M From Can Molson Canadian Said his excuse was that he's a grandfather...and that he was running with the chicks.
10 Janice Morton 26:12 F From Can Budweiser Has never, ever expressed a single drop of sweat in her life, except during this event.
11 Lorraine Gavloski 27:17 F From Can Lakeport Honey Lager Is building a Beer Mile Track in her backyard now she's so addicted.
12 Kendra McKinnon 34:44 F From Can Molson Canadian Still thinks she isn't a 'Woo-Hoo Girl'.
13 Liz Dowling 35:10 F From Can Lakeport Honey Lager Keeps showing up at the track to see if any more Beer Miles break out.
14 Grace Panoff DNF F She's a hundred miler and above this lot.

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Race Notes:

14 brave and hearty souls (8 males, 5 females, and 1 SOB) joined us for the running of the first annual, DUNDAS ONTARIO Beer Mile!