SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6
Toronto, ON
October 11, 2013

created by user mr_pink

Conditions: Dark, with significant chance of vomit

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Mr. Pink 7:46 M 33 From Can Laker Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
2 Just Sheldon 7:48 M 25 From Can Steamwhistle Future champion. German rugby porn. Last lap undoubted quickest in H4 history
3 Pissing Doucheman 9:58 M 26 From Can Laker Breaking 10 mins gave just another reason to laugh at Dualz
4 Stunt Boobs 12:42 M 35 From Can President's Choice (seriously) Mr. Consistency. Matches PB to the second. Posh Beer,
5 Dual Shitizenship 28:30 M 54 From Can Canadian/vomit FABIO! First ever H4 Penalty lap after puke on lap 3. Drank an extra vodka. Fabio.
6 One Hump or 2 34:56 F 34 From Can Laker Not the first Hogtowner to own her boyfriend at the Beer Mile. (Hi Shampoo). Impressive virginity popping.
7 Airtight in a Swordfight DNF M 12 From Can Laker Blamed pre-lubing on Maccy Ds for an inability to beat Shampoo's time and subsequent inability to finish
8 Halfwit DNF F 34 ? Official observer/Stunt Boobs carrot
9 Back Door Buzz DNF M 46 From Can Strongbow Turned up 1 minute too late for the Dualz puke fountain, drank all his alcohol
10 Helen Keller DNF F Homebrew Post-date celebrations
11 HaiPooGai DNF M From Bottle Homebrew Garden preservation celebration
12 Kunt Fluffula DNF F Resurrection appearance. Dualz erection appearance.


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