SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10
Toronto, ON
January 10, 2014

created by user mr_pink

Conditions: Nine inches of snow blanketing track. Actual workout to run in it


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Mr. Pink 9:59 M 33 From Can Laker Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
2 Nine Up the Back Straight 18:13 M 34 From Can Milwaukee PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
3 Tom Wanks 18:19 M 37 From Can Laker PB: Grown back virgin. Smoker. First mile ran in... well, cumulative life to date...
4 Halfwit 19:25 F 35 From Can Steamwhistle PB: More than halves BM PB despite snow on track approximately half her height in places. Now officially competitive
5 Wet Pussy DNF M 51 From Can Labbat's Blue Gave up due to snow higher than any point in the Netherlands making PB impossible. Winner beat his PB.
6 Airtight in a Swordfight DNF M 12 From Can Canadian Gave up due to guaranteed failure due to more cumulative cm of snow than years lived on the planet
7 Twincest DNF F 33 Made us wait for 15 mins in sub-zero, just to tell us she wasn't running. Wants to run next one.
8 Stunt Boobs DNF M 35 Granite Halfwit carrot
9 Dual Shitizenship DNF M 54 From Can Kaiser Latecummer, changed our water into wine
10 Diamond Duck DNF M 47 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Latecummer, cat worrier
11 Lost in Dicktaking DNF M 9 Rainbows and Fairy Magic Latecummer, pussy avoider

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