Joe Haynes

Notable Beer Miling Performances

All-time Official World Record Performance #181 #287
Official Masters (30+) Performance #25
Official Province of Quebec, Canada Performance #33
Official State of Colorado Performance #11
Official State of Idaho Performance #11
Official State of Iowa Performance #1
Official State of Maine Performance #21 #27
Official State of Minnesota Performance #36 #37
Official State of Missouri Performance #34
Official State of Montana Performance #13 #36
Official State of New Hampshire Performance #2
Official State of North Carolina Performance #23 #37 #42
Official State of Oregon Performance #3 #5
Official State of Pennsylvania Performance #49
Official State of South Dakota Performance #43
Official State of Tennessee Performance #6 #7 #28
Official State of Wisconsin Performance #13 #16
Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon #23
Official Performance Drinking Miller High Life #25
Official Performance Drinking Coors #29
Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft #20
Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite #2
Official Performance Drinking Moosehead #23
Official Performance Drinking PBR #22
Official Performance Drinking Brooklyn Lager #1
Official Performance Drinking Miller #2 #10
Official Performance Drinking 33 cl #15
Official Performance Drinking Carlsberg #7
Official Performance Drinking Export #7 #13
Official Performance Drinking Yuengling #15
Official Performance Drinking carlton draught #13
Official Performance Drinking Coors Extra Gold #18 #27
Official Performance Drinking Peroni #13
Official Performance Drinking Modelo #10
Official Performance Drinking Stroh's #14
Official Performance Drinking Lakeport Honey #10
Official Performance Drinking Labbat Blue #9
Official Performance Drinking Broadhead #6
Official Performance Drinking Guiness #3
Official Performance Drinking Spendrups #9
Official Performance Drinking Flying Fish #1
Official Performance Drinking Red Horse #10
Official Performance Drinking Corona Extra #1
Official Performance Drinking Cross Country Red Kolsch (Ghost Runners Brewery) #6
Official Performance Drinking Bud Select #5
Official Performance Drinking San Miguel Light #5
Official Performance Drinking San Miguel Pale Pilsen #1 #2
Official Performance Drinking Yella Pils #1
Official Performance Drinking Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yella Pils #3
Official Performance Drinking Miller Highlife #2
Official Performance Drinking Sam Winter #1
Official Performance Drinking Anderson Valley Barney Flats Stout #1
Official Performance Drinking New Holland The Poet #1


193 total entries found:

Name Time Date Race Age Beer Notes
Joe 7:15 19-Nov-2017 Calgary, AB, Canada
Elite Beverage Mile 		Big boy from laurier thought he could take the W. Probably the best runner of the field, shitty drinker for a laurier guy.
Joe 11:20 19-Dec-2018 Stinky Lakes, Perth, Western Australia
SGTRC Christmas Beer Mile 		Sapporo
Joe "JoePa" 12:44 4-May-2012 Canyon Country, CA
Touchy's Canyon Country Beer Mile 2012 		From Can Modelo
Joe 13:06 30-Jun-2012 Tampa, FL
2012 Tampa Beer Mile 		From Can Miller High LIfe
Joe 14:48 5-May-2007 Los Angeles, CA
socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile 		From Can Tecate Puked!!
Joe 17:26 16-Nov-2007 Youngstown OH
YSU 1st DualAnnual Beer Mile 		21 From Can Bud Select
Joe & Adam 6:51.9 22-Jun-2017 East River Track, NY, NY
2017 Spring NYC Beer Mile Championship (Relay)
Joel 12:01 19-Aug-2017 Winnipeg, MB, Canada
2017 Manitoba Summer Beermile 		From Can Labbat Blue
Joel/Sam 11:15 16-Dec-2014 saint joseph, mo
Winter beermile 		bud heavy virgins
Just Joe "Dont Mess w/ Texas" 12:08 26-Aug-2006 CSU Long Beach
1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile 		45 From Can Budweiser From Texas, but still nice guy
NFN Joe 30:23 28-Jun-2009 Virginia Beach, VA
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annual Underground Runners Society Beer Mile 		32 From Can Miller Lite
NN Joey 36:58 19-Aug-2017 Sheridan Lake Campground, Black Hills of South Dakota, SD
Big Heads H3 3rd Beer Mile 		50 nasty
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks 9:25 22-Nov-2006 New York, NY
PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE 		18 From Bottle Bud Light Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed
Joel 10st 9:06.7 21-Oct-2006
The Big Red Beer Mile 		18 From Can Keystone Light
Joe "420" A 14:20 7-Aug-2010 Pasadena, CA
Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010 		40 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe Albert 14:30 17-Jun-2015 The Ark, Denholm, QC
Mad Trapper Trail Beer Mile 		From Can Broadhead Almost hurled... but didn't!
Joel "Bucetas" Almeida 9:20 25-Aug-2018 Montemor-o-Velho, Portugal
4ยช Beer Mile CTR 		31 From Bottle Super Bock
Joel Alves 8:57 16-Jan-2016 Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa
6th Overkruin Beer Mile 		26 From Bottle Flying Fish 4.5% alcohol
Joern Asse 8:29 20-Sep-2013 Bad Salzuflen, Germany
First Bad Salzuflen Beer Mile 		22 From Can Warsteiner Surprise of the day
Joe B 8:04 5-May-2008 Corvallis, OR
Cinco de Beermile
Joe "2 Clean" Barnett 17:15 11-Nov-2003 Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC
First Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run 		21 From Can Busch Diesel all conference runner, state champion in high school 2 mile
Joe Bedford 11:27.4 19-Jun-2009 Knoxville, TN
Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09 		41 From Can Budweiser
Joe Bondy-Denomy 22:17 5-Aug-2006 Sarnia, ON
6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile 		21 From Can Lakeport Honey Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
Joel "undercarriage" Brown 7:26 21-Oct-2006 Missoula, MT
2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship 		22 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joel Brown 9:15 2-Oct-2004 Missoula, MT
'04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship 		From Can Miller Lite
Joel Bungay 16:07 10-Dec-2016 Pozorrubio, Ilocos Region, Philippines
2nd Pozorrubio Runner's Club Beer Mile Challenge 		28 From Can San Miguel Light
Joel "Joel" Bungay 29:23.63 13-Dec-2013 Pozorrubio, Philippines
1st PRC (Pozorrubio Runner's Club) Beer Mile Run 		From Can Red Horse
Joe Cantwell 7:20 1-Nov-2015 Grand Rapids, MI, United States
The Beer Mile (a charity event)
Joe Cholewa 10:40 13-Sep-2015 Vancouver, WA
Ghost Runners Brewery Beer Mile 9/2015 		28 From Bottle Cross Country Red Kolsch (Ghost Runners Brewery)
Joe Clipper 6:11.2 9-May-2004 Amherst, NY
Big Bash Beer Mile 		18 From Can Budweiser
Joe Company 11:10 3-Oct-2008 Columbia, MO
First Annual Missouri Beer Mile 		Guiness
joey confessore 6:47.9 22-Jul-2018 Cranston, RI, USA
Chocolate Milk Mile 		15 From Cup Chocolate milk
Joe Coulter 11:13.7 5-May-2016 Pittsburgh, PA, United States
PITT H3 Beer Mile Spring 2016 		30 From Can Coors Extra Gold
Joe Creighton 12:15.6 2-Jan-2014 Seattle, WA
Beer Mile 		33 From Can Budweiser penalty lap :(
Joey Damato 14:21 13-Nov-2003 Hilo, HI
1st Annual Hilo Beer Mile 		20 From Can Budweiser Puker
Joe "Cruisin Cuban" Diaz 9:50.06 29-Dec-2004 Pearl River, NY
1st Pearl River "Da River" Beer Mile 		18 From Can Bud light real talent for the future
Joel Dutton 12:00 16-Sep-2017 Bristow, OK, USA
Bristow Backwoods Trail Beer Mile 		28 From Can PBR
Joey Eriksson 14:05 27-Sep-2008 Sollentuna, Sweden
Beermile 2008 		20 spendrups
Joe Erwin 12:10 29-Oct-2016 McDonald Field, Topeka, KS, United States
6th Annual Topeka Beer Mile Championships 		52 From Can Life Coach Lager Suck It Up!
Bobbi-Jo Evans 9:24 12-Sep-2003 Vancouver, BC
5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile 		Canadian
Bobbi-Jo Evans 10:12 13-Sep-2002 Vancouver, BC
4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle 		From Can Canadian
Joe F 8:57 7-Jul-2014 Lake Mills, WI
Headlamp Hustlers Beer Mile 		From Can Canoe Paddler
Joe "Frane Loce" Franey 9:59 19-Jun-2015 Portland, OR
Portland Beer Mile (Monty's Bachelor Party) 		35 From Can Budweiser 'I have three kids too...bro'
Joe "Maverick" Frye 6:59 21-Nov-2009 Nashville, TN
1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard Kingston Rules) 		21 From Can Miller High Life 6'6
Joe "Maverick" Frye 6:59.48 21-Nov-2009 Nashville, TN
1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer Mile 		21 From Can Miller 240 lb Thrower/Beastly Man
Joe "Gobblin" G 9:06 24-Sep-2005 Boise, ID
Boise Beer Mile 		29 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Yes, frosted flakes can come out your nose
Joe Gagon 4:50 7-Jan-2018 Derry, NH, United States
Gang gang root beer mile 		16 From Can Root beer
Joel Genyk 13:27 26-Mar-2016 Winnipeg, MB, Canada
2016 Manitoba Winter Beermile 		From Bottle Budweiser
Joel Getty 8:32.09 1-Dec-2015 Austin, TX, United States
FloTrack 2015 Championships, Open Heat 2
Joe "joester" Goodwin 15:00 11-Aug-2007 Chico, CA
Chico BeerMile 		27 From Can Budweiser penalty lap
Joe Greene 18:09 12-Feb-2012 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile 		From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe "Greener" Greene 23:03 5-Jun-2011 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Spring Beer Mile 		From Can Budweiser
Joel Guay 12:39 5-Oct-2002 Hull, PQ
Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II 		26
Joe Harms 19:20 17-Mar-2012 Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Inaugural Phnom Penh Beer Mile 		From Can Angkor
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes 7:50 11-Dec-2010 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile 3 		45 From Can Budweiser doppler engaged
Joe "Mr. Weather" Haynes 7:54.31 20-Dec-2008 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile 		42 From Can Coors doppler engaged prior to finish line
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes 8:31 10-Dec-2011 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile 4 		46 From Can miller Duck feet's big day
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes 8:54 6-Dec-2014 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile 6 		50 From Can Great Raft Mega Doppler in jeans
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes 11:49 19-Dec-2015 Shreveport, LA, United States
Team Cyco Suds Mile 7 		51 From Can Coors Banquet WORLD RECORD wheelchair division
Joel Henschen 9:15 29-Dec-2016 New Orleans, LA, United States
NOLA Holiday Beer Mile 2016 		From Bottle Budweiser heat 2
Joe Hensel 7:32 7-Jun-2005 Hanover, NH
Dartmouth Senior Week Beer Mile 05 		36 From Can Keystone
Joe Ho 13:22 24-Nov-2006 London, ON
The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile 		23 From Can Labbat's Blue
Joe Hoe 14:00 21-Nov-2004 London, ON
The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men 		From Can Old Milwaukee I am not the jack of this trade
Just Joe 13:49 21-Apr-2012 Albuquerque, NM
ABQH3 4/20 Beer Mile 		From Can Miller Lite Sprite Mile
Canadian Joe Eh 10:24 24-Mar-2018 Prater Hauptallee, Vienna, Austria
Vindobona H3 Beer Mile 		From Can Stella Artois 5% Went out HARD. Regretted it by the time Pink passed him at 300m
Reasoner Joel 5:31 27-May-2005 Waverly, IA
2nd Annual Chocolate Milk Mile 		23 From Cup Chocolate Milk
Mikko Joensuu 6:48 7-Jul-2017 Vรคinรถlรคnniemen stadion, Kuopio Finland
Kuopion Kaljamaili 		45 From Bottle Brooklyn Lager
Joel Kรคll-Karlsson 7:06 1-Oct-2013 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Beermile 2013 		33 cl
Joel Kรคll-Karlsson 7:19 2-Oct-2012 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012 		From Can 33 cl
Joe Keer 9:19 15-Oct-2010 West Chester, PA
10th Annual West Chester Beer Mile 		From Can Coors Extra Gold Pulled a Hammy
Joe Keer 10:49 24-Nov-2006 West Chester, PA
6th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile 		From Can Yuengling Lager Light
Joel Kelly 9:24 16-Dec-2005 West Chester, PA
5th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile 		From Can Yuengling Virgin Performance
Joe "Jos" King 6:58 5-Jun-2011 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Spring Beer Mile 		From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe King 7:27 3-Oct-2010 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Beer Mile 		From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe "The" King 11:20 5-Dec-2010 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile 		From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe Kohut 13:15 26-Sep-2015 Oceanic Street, North Charleston, SC, United States
OSR Oktoberfest Holy City Beer Mile Championship
Joel L 9:08 7-Jul-2014 Lake Mills, WI
Headlamp Hustlers Beer Mile 		From Can Old Milwaukee
Joe Labelle 9:26 9-Apr-2004 Winnipeg, MB
2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships
Joel "buzzkill" Lauzon 7:48 29-Apr-2010 Edmonton, AB
Fifth Edmonton Beer Mile Classic 		From Bottle budweiser
Joel Lauzon 13:52 27-Apr-2012 Edmonton, AB
2012 Edmonton Beer Mile 		23 From Can Keiths Red
Joel Lauzon 17:00 28-Jul-2006 Edmonton, AB
Edmonton beermile 		17 From Can Budweiser penalty lap
Joe Ledger 10:13 3-May-2017 Cleveland, OH, United States
4th Annual Spring Finals Beer Mile 		From Can San Pellegrino Non-alcoholic substitute
Joe "Calamine Crack" Lenzini 12:26 22-Jun-2008 Fullerton, Ca
Orange County Beer Mile 		47 From Can Budweiser Barefoot
Joey Lerner 5:13 24-Nov-2009 Palos Heights, Illinois
Trinity Christian College 1st Annual Milk Mile 		From Cup 2% Milk
Joe "J'orgy" Linseman 9:41 17-Aug-2002 Sarnia, ON
2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile 		22 From Can Export competed in g-string
Joe Linseman 11:13 10-Aug-2003 Sarnia, ON
3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile 		23 From Can Carlsberg cape, speedo, goggles
Joe Linseman 12:58 1-Nov-2003 Waterloo, ON
Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile 		23 From Can Export
Joe Linseman 22:08 19-Aug-2005 Sarnia, ON
5th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile 		25 From Can Export
Joe Lopez 29:27 4-Jul-2017 Sacramento, CA, United States
Sacramento world invitational games (SWIG) 2017 		26 From Can Bud Light Spent most of time in the pit
Joe Lyons 8:48 18-Jun-2015 New York, NY
2015 Spring NYC Beer Mile Championship 		From Can Budweiser
Joe M 12:18 5-May-2008 Corvallis, OR
Cinco de Beermile
Joe MacLeod 10:33.74 13-May-2017 Clifton Hill, Victoria, Australia
Brooks International Beer Mile 		From Bottle Carlton Draught
Joel Malzer 10:30 28-Dec-2004 Roseville, MN
1st Annual Connie Wilmes Memorial Beer Mile 		20 From Can Budweiser Rookie Debut
Joel Mathews 6:17.29 22-Nov-2009 Terre Haute, Indiana
2009 National's Milk Mile 		From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joel "SnuffTheMagicBlumpkin" Mawhinney 9:49 1-Jan-2018 San Diego, CA, United States
CA Larrikins Hash 6th Annual New Years Day Beermile 		40 From Can Miller High Life
Joe McVeigh 9:39.4 20-Dec-2003 Morris County, NJ
1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		40 From Can Budweiser Ran Vomit penalty lap in 1-19
Joe McVeigh 10:28 17-Dec-2011 Morris County, NJ
9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		48 From Bottle Miller High Life
Joe McVeigh 10:42 22-Dec-2013 Morris County, NJ
11th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		50 From Can Coors
Joe McVeigh 11:00 18-Dec-2004 Morris County, NJ
2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		41 From Can Miller Genuine Draft Vomit lap
Joe McVeigh 12:07 16-Dec-2012 Morris County, NJ
10th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		49 From Can Coors Penalty lap
Joe McVeigh 12:09 17-Dec-2006 Morris County, NJ
4th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		43 Miller Highlife USA. Penalty lap.
Joe McVeigh 12:10 17-Dec-2017 Morris County, NJ
15th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		54 From Bottle Miller High Life
Joe McVeigh 12:18 21-Dec-2014 Morris County, NJ
12th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		51 From Bottle Miller High Life
Joe McVeigh 12:43 10-Jan-2010 Morris County, NJ
7th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		46 From Can Coors
Joe McVeigh 12:55 1-Jan-2017 In memory of Big Brian
14th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		From Can Budweiser 2:15 marathon pr
Joe McVeigh 13:07 30-Dec-2007 Morris County, NJ
5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		44 From Bottle Sam Winter Penalty lap 1:34
Joe McVeigh 14:00 20-Dec-2015 Morris County, NJ
13th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		52 From Bottle Coors
Joe McVeigh 14:19 18-Dec-2010 Morris County, NJ
8th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships 		47 From Bottle Peroni
Joe Mendonca 10:08 25-Dec-2001 Victoria, BC
Island Road Racers Christmas Beer Mile
Joe Miele 8:45 15-Jul-2017 Aquebogue, New York
Aquebogue Invitational 2017 		34 From Can Budweiser
Joe Misiti 11:05 26-May-2018 Tauranga, New Zealand
2018 New Zealand Beer Mile Championships 		From Can VB Essendon FC represent
Joe Mohn 6:58 11-Mar-2003 Philadelphia, PA
Hawk Beer Mile 2003 		18 From Can Miller High Life
Joe Mohn 7:14 11-Mar-2005 Philadelphia
Saint Joe Beer Mile 2005 		21 From Can Miller
Joel Montgomery 9:24 25-Jun-1997 Sudbury, ON
Northern Ontario Beer Mile
Joe Morton 6:55 24-Nov-2018 Sunshine Coast QLD, Australia
Sunshine Coast shooter mile - 2nd anniversary
Joe Morton 11:03 24-Nov-2018 Sunshine Coast
Sunshine Coast Beer Mile - 2nd anniversary
Joe Mulford 8:26 13-Jun-2015 San Diego, CA
North Park / SD Beer Mile 		35 From Can Coors Original
Joe "Bean Pole" Mulford 8:51 19-Jun-2015 Portland, OR
Portland Beer Mile (Monty's Bachelor Party) 		35 From Can Budweiser
Joe ""The Professor'" Munchak 7:14 9-May-2008 Fort Collins, CO
3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile 		From Can Guiness Draught 16oz cans
Joe Munchak 7:32 28-Apr-2007 Fort Collins, CO
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile 		24 Great rookie performance. Lets turn this triathlete into a Quadathlete (beer, swim, beer, bike, beer, run, beer)
Joel Musial 13:50 15-Oct-2011 Toronto, ON
Skule(tm) Rugby beermile
Joel Mutton 8:49 12-May-2004 New Ulm, MN
4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial 		22 From Can MGD Light
Joe Nellis 7:25 8-May-2016 Iowa City, IA, United States
1st Annual Joe Nellis Memorial Beer Mile 		26 From Can Budweiser
Joe Norton 8:49 26-Nov-2011 Haddon Heights, NJ
2nd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Show Beer Mile
Joe Norton 8:50 29-Apr-2005 Altoona, PA
4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover 		Miller High Life
Joe "CR" Pacheco 8:40 6-Oct-2017 Oakville, ON, Canada
LOST Swimming vs Connor's Runner's Beer Mile 		From Bottle Miller Genuine Draft CR
Joe Pacheco 9:31.52 1-Dec-2015 Austin, TX, United States
FloTrack 2015 Championships, Open Heat 3
Joeffrey "Jop" Pagaduan 11:02.2 13-Dec-2013 Pozorrubio, Philippines
1st PRC (Pozorrubio Runner's Club) Beer Mile Run 		From Can San Miguel Pale Pilsen
Joeffrey "Jop" Pagaduan 11:33 10-Dec-2016 Pozorrubio, Ilocos Region, Philippines
2nd Pozorrubio Runner's Club Beer Mile Challenge 		40 From Can San Miguel Pale Pilsen
Joe Papin 12:30 1-Sep-2017 St. Anthony Park Track, St. Paul, MN
CTC September 		From Can Budweiser
Joe Pearl 5:16 23-Jul-2017 Cranston, RI, United States
Chocolate Milk Mile 		17 From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joe "The Mustacheless Spitz" Peeden 7:05 9-Sep-2008 Knoxville, TN
1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile 		21 From Can Natural Light Birthday boy
Joe Pelopidas 10:21 21-Aug-2013 Toronto, ON
GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke. 		23 From Can Budweiser could have won if he had just kept running
Joe Pelopidas 14:21 28-Aug-2014 Toronto, ON
2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer Mile 		couldn't hold it in. Extra lap.
Joe Piccirilli 19:35 2-Dec-2007 Cary, NC
2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile 		From Can Miller Lite
Joel Poshusta 19:53 3-Dec-2006 Dallas, TX
Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile 		66 From Can Budweiser No. 38 in the Grand Master Division!
Joe Puleo 8:05 13-Jun-2012 Montville, NJ
MTHS Milk Mile 2012 		15 From Cup 2% Milk
Joe Rainer 17:00 28-Oct-2016 Fawkner Street, South Yarra, Victoria, Australia
2016 Fawkner Frothfest 		32 Fosters
Joe "Bossman" Rand 9:48 21-Aug-2016 Northern Essex Community College, Haverhill, Haverhill, MA, United States
Beach Week Beer Mile 		24 From Can Budweiser
Joe "Bossman" Rand 9:51 2-Apr-2016 Northern Essex Community College's Athletic Track, Haverhill, MA, United States
The Bucket Hat Beer Mile 		24 From Can Bud Light Platinum 2 min PR
Joe "Bossman" Rand 9:58 15-Apr-2016 Northern Essex Community College's Athletic Track, Haverhill, MA, United States
The Corona Extra Beer Mile Extravaganza 		24 From Bottle Corona Extra Vomited as he crossed the line
Joe "Bossman" Rand 10:58 28-May-2016 New London, NH, United States
2nd Annual CSC Alumni Beer Mile 		24 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
Joe "Bossman" Rand 11:58 26-Mar-2016 Northern Essex Community College's Athletic Track, Haverhill, MA, United States
Bossman's Birthday Beer Mile 		23 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
Joe "Bossman" Rand 12:00.88 17-Apr-2016 Northern Essex Community College's Athletic Track, Haverhill, MA, United States
Pre-Marathon Patriots Day Beer Mile 		24 From Can Bud Light Platinum
Joe "Bossman" Rand 12:03 27-Nov-2015 Haverhill, MA, United States
First Annual Black Friday Beer Mile 		23 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
Joe "Bossman" Rand 12:43 6-Mar-2016 Northern Essex Community College's Athletic Track, Haverhill, MA, United States
The Spring Thaw Beer Mile 		23 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
Joe "Bossman" Rand 14:30 30-May-2015 New London, NH, United States
CSC Alumni Beer Mile 		23 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
Joel Reid 9:03 5-Apr-1997 Kingston, ON
3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile
Joel Reid 11:22 15-Nov-1996 Kingston, ON
Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer Mile
Joel Reid 12:44 15-Nov-1997 Kingston, ON
2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile
Joel Reid 12:52 27-Nov-1999 Kingston, ON
Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile
Joel Reid 13:15 29-Mar-1996 Kingston, ON
1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile
Joe Reimer 13:43 27-May-2017 SEHS Track 24th and Amazon, Eugene Oregon
Eugene Beer Mile #8 Pre Lives 		28 From Can PBR
Joe Reynolds 8:58 6-Dec-2008 Chicago, IL
Chicago Beer Mile IV - Yes we can! 		From Can Budweiser
Joel Riker-Fox 11:08 13-Apr-2007 Calgary, AB
12th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile
Joe "All That is Man" Roby 16:39.42 18-May-2008 Brookings, SD
Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mile Championships 		22 From Can Coors Original one of the better performances of the day
Joe "Hugh" Roby 17:03 22-Nov-2005 Brookings, SD
3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships 		20 From Can Budweiser DNF last year, crawled to finish winning pucking ralley award
Joe Ryan 7:06.6 1-Aug-2009 Fort Wayne, IN
6th Annual 		20 From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joe Ryan 9:16.24 29-Jul-2007 Fort Wayne, IN
4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile 		18 From Cup chocolate milk
Joel "beer bottle soother" S 22:47 24-Oct-2009 Calgary, AB
Calgary Beer Mile October 24, 2009
Joel S. 11:13 23-Jun-2012 Port Perry
Annual Port Perry Beer Mile Invitational 		21 From Can Budweiser
Joel Sanderi 12:37.4 1-Apr-2006 Waterloo, ON
5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships) 		23 From Can Moosehead Rookie, international representation
Joe Sangiolo 13:37 31-Oct-2015 Newton, MA, United States
NSXC Chocolate Milk Mile 		14 From Cup Chocolate Milk Booted after race
Joel Shartz 9:22 12-May-2004 New Ulm, MN
4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial 		22 From Can MGD Light
Joe Shields 12:47 22-Jun-2007 Hopewell, PA
W&J Inaugural Beer Mile 		20 From Can Red Dog
Joe Sonneck 7:38 9-Jul-2011 River Falls, WI
5th annual RF Days Beer Mile 		46 From Can Budweiser
Joe Sonnek 7:30 10-Jul-2010 River Falls, WI
4fth Annual River Falls Days Beer Mile 		45 From Can Budweiser
Joe Sullivan 14:50 2-Apr-1999 Plattsburgh, NY
Plattsburgh State Invitational
Joe Sweeny 12:50.73 17-Nov-2016 Pittsburgh, PA, United States
PITT H3 Beer Mile Fall 2016 		From Can Labatt's Blue w/penalty lap
Joe Sweetnam-Powell 13:36 28-Jul-2016 Woodbourn Road, Sheffield, United Kingdom
Sheffield Beer Mile 		23
Joe Thompson 9:30.1 9-Dec-2000 St. Peter, MN
7th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile 		5 laps
Joe "Cock" Thompson 9:33.3 4-Dec-1999 St. Peter, MN
6th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile 		5 laps
Joe "Buckafuffalo" Trotta 16:17 31-Oct-2004 Spring Lake, NC
Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail 		30 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon x-tra credit for 3 shots and 12 weenies (1st place)
Joe "JT" Turner 10:31 22-Aug-2001 Sarnia, ON
Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer Mile 		19 From Can Stroh's
Joe Turner 26:43 17-Aug-2002 Sarnia, ON
2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile 		20 From Can Export
Joe "Olive Oil" Uhan 5:54 11-May-2013 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #3 		35 From Can Yella Pils
Joe "Olive Oil Joe" Uhan 5:55 30-May-2014 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #4 		34 From Can Hop Valley Lager
Joe "Olive Oil" Uhan 6:06 30-Jul-2015 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #6 		37 From Can Yella Pils
Joe Uhan 6:15 14-Jul-2011 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #1
Joe "Olive Oil" Uhan 6:17 27-May-2017 SEHS Track 24th and Amazon, Eugene Oregon
Eugene Beer Mile #8 Pre Lives 		39 From Bottle PBR
Joey Valure 9:08 1-Jun-2004 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Spring Beer Mile
Joe Vardy 7:40 12-Nov-2016 Peterborough, ON, Canada
Peterborough Beer Mile 2016 		32 From Can Coors Banquet Kid's got potential
Joel Vaughan 9:38 29-Apr-2006 Fort Collins, CO
Fort Collins Original Beer Mile 		23 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile.
Joel Vaughan 15:00 28-Apr-2007 Fort Collins, CO
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile 		25 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat
Joe "Mr. Bean" Virgilio 6:58.7 30-Jul-2005 Arlington, NY
Empire State Games Beer Mile Invitational 		19 From Can Coors
Joel Walden 6:31.7 22-Nov-2011 Platteville, WI
4th Annual UWP Chocolate Milk MIle 		From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joe "Susie Ipod" Walkenbach 12:56 3-Jan-2014 St Louis, MO
St. Louis 		From Can Budweiser
Joe Washington 11:18 22-Jun-2014 Ypao Road, Tamuning, Guam
Guam Beer Mile- 3rd Annual Summer Classic
Joe Winegarden 13:13 19-Nov-2011 Raleigh, NC
Triangle Beer Runners Challenge v2.0 		31 From Bottle New Holland The Poet
Joe "Wino" Winegarden 16:33 5-May-2012 Raleigh, NC
Triangle Area Runners Challenge v3.0 		32 From Can Anderson Valley Barney Flats Stout Penalty lap
Joe "Pukey" Winegarden 19:02 18-Jun-2011 Raleigh, NC
Boyo's Urban 		31 From Can Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yella Pils Ran the fastest and longest but puked twice
Joey Yanosky 19:13 10-Jan-2019 New Orleans, LA
NOLA Black & Gold Beer Mile 2019 		25 From Bottle Magic Hat #9
Joey Zapernick 9:24 27-Apr-2012 Edmonton, AB
2012 Edmonton Beer Mile 		20 From Bottle Asahi