Mr. Pink

Notable Beer Miling Performances

Official Performance Drinking Laker #3 #5
Official Performance Drinking Puntigamer 5% #1
Official Performance Drinking Zlatý Bažant #1


57 total entries found:

Name Time Date Race Age Beer Notes
Mr. Pink 15:29 6-Sep-2004 State College, PA
2004 NVHHH Beer Mile
new boot
Mr. Pink's Brother 46:53 12-Jul-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4
32 From Can Laker Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
Mr. Pink 5:56 11-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational V
35 From Bottle Sierra Nevada Pale Ale PB: MAINLAND EUROPE KINGSTON RULES RECORD! (When BM compliant 355ml beer costs 10x a 500ml beer and you have to go to another country to get it, you push it.) (This cost $40, do not tell his girlfriend)
Mr. Pink 6:37 18-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3
33 From Can Laker PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
Mr. Pink 6:38 26-Nov-2014 Vienna, Austria
SwordfishHHH International Invitational II
34 From Can Ottakringer Breaks own Austrian National Record. 330mls though with no extra gulp. (Apparently worth about 10 seconds v 355s)
Mr. Pink 6:38 24-Nov-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International IV
35 From Bottle Zlatý Bažant 12% National record (Slovakia's first ever Beer Mile) Lost PB to a lace tie.
Mr. Pink 6:45 25-Feb-2018 Břeclav, Breclav, Czechia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational XIII - Czechia 2
37 From Bottle Zipfer New Czechia NR. Minus 9 (-15 Wind chill). Last 2 beers frozen, took 30 seconds to open Beer #4. 11am! Ridiculous puke on finishing.
Mr. Pink 6:47 3-Oct-2014 Vienna, Austria
SwordfishHHH International Invitational I
34 From Can Ottakringer 5.2% Austrian national record.
Mr. Pink 6:48 12-Jul-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4
33 From Can Laker VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
Mr. Pink 6:48 9-Dec-2017 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational XI - The Diplomatico Extension
37 From Bottle Zipfer First sub 7 BM since major surgery/injury. WR Nautical at 07:48
Mr. Pink 6:49 14-Jul-2019 Schonbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Wiener Bier Meil #7 (H3)
39 From Bottle Hirter Privat Pils Really struggling drinking. Last 48 hours would explain why. Nautical 07:58
Mr. Pink 6:56 3-Jan-2020 Votivkirche, Vienna
Vienna Beer Mile #12 (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggenbutg Hopfen Konig Shorts. Obviously. Nautical Mile in 7:55
Mr. Pink 6:59 24-Jun-2018 Lafranconi, Bratislava, Slovakia
Bratislava Beer Mile
38 From Bottle Zipfer Urtyp First BM loss in almost 5 years. Huge (1st time Beer #2 failure - couldn't open #4) - abstinence is not Bm prep
Mr. Pink 7:00 18-Dec-2019 Votivkirche, Vienna
Vienna Beer Mile #11 (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfen Konig NM 8:22 Felt fast, but sharp corners 2 & 3 on non-standard track + general public = no. Still started nautical before timer even realised he was done.
Mr. Pink 7:01 14-Jun-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3
33 From Can Laker (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
Mr. Pink 7:03 30-Dec-2018 LaFranconi, Bratislava, Slovakia
Bratislava Beer Mile 2
From Bottle Zipfer Maerzen Reclaims crown by pushing last lap just hard enough to make far faster competitor vom. Nautical 09:45
Mr. Pink 7:08 22-Jan-2020 Votivkirche, Vienna
Vienna Beer Mile #13 (H3)
From Bottle Zwettler Sapphire Pils Not a PB. Fuck. FUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCK. Beer 4 death! (1. 1:18; 2. 3:07; 3. 5;02
Mr. Pink 7:10 18-Oct-2019 Schonbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Vienna Beer Mile #9 (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggenberg Hopfenkönig Finally a new beer. Punished it. In that jubilation forgot to run full on
Mr. Pink 7:20 9-Aug-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5
33 From Can Laker First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
Mr. Pink 7:28 9-Jun-2018 Lafranconi, Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational XV - Bratislava Birthday double
38 From Bottle Zipfer Urtyp Given he was (is?) borderline actually paralyzed this week, VERY happy with time despite being way off PB
Mr. Pink 7:31 15-Sep-2019 Schonbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Vienna Beer Mile #8
From Bottle Gösser Nautical 9:32
Mr. Pink 7:33 31-May-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan's H3 #403
32 From Can Laker Not a H4 record
Mr. Pink 7:34 18-Nov-2017 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational X - The Nautical Mile
37 From Bottle Zipfer Long awaited return to fastish BMing. Seasoned runner destroyed by Pink Beer #1 (5 seconds). Nautical WR
Mr. "GBR" Pink 7:35 18-Jul-2020 Schönbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Vienna Beer Mile #16 (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg HK Ran solo after everyone else as worked late. Did not like the pressure of a baying crowd
Mr. Pink 7:46 11-Oct-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6
33 From Can Laker Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
Mr. Pink 7:48 25-Aug-2018 Miletičova, Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational XVI - the market obstacle course
38 From Bottle Zipfer 09:18 rum nautical
Mr. Pink 7:50 25-Apr-2020 Worldwide
Quarantine Classic Virtual Beer Mile
39 From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfen König H3. 52nd beer mile
Mr. Pink 7:52 31-Oct-2019 Schonbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Vienna Beer Mile #10 (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggburg Hopfen Konig First attempt to run after crashing his bike at 55km/hr earlier in the week. Pleasant surprise time, unpleast unsurprise pain. NM 9:00
Mr. Pink 7:54 10-May-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1
32 From Can Keith's IPA
Mr. Pink 7:58 21-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4
33 From Can Red Racer WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
Mr. Pink 7:59 25-May-2019 Vienna WLV track
Vienna Beer Mile #6
38 From Bottle Zipfer What the fuck time of day is this?
Mr. Pink 8:09 13-May-2017 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH Invitational IX
36 From Bottle Tesco Ale 5.2% 1st in a long time post knee-ARGH injury. Felt so good to be back (not in race, obviously)
Mr. Pink 8:17 24-Mar-2018 Prater Hauptallee, Vienna, Austria
Vindobona H3 Beer Mile
From Can Bevog Tak Pale Ale 5.5% Ill as hell. But seasoned pro gets the job done. Nautical in NR of 9:56
Mr. Pink 8:22 13-Dec-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9
33 From Can Laker Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
Mr. Pink 8:36 18-Apr-2020 Schönbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Quarantine Beer Mile (VH3)
39 From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfen König First run in 6 weeks and post suspected Covid-19
Mr. Pink 8:39 6-May-2015 Vienna, Austria
SwordfishHHH International Invitational III
34 From Can Ottakringer A long way to go post-surgery
Mr. Pink 8:39 29-Sep-2018 Praterstern, Vienna, Austria
Vienna's 5th Beer Mile
From Can Zipfer Maerzen Done via satellite on the platform of Innsbruck Hauptbahnhof
Mr. Pink 8:42 18-Jan-2020 Brno, Czechia
Brno H3 Beer Mile
From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfenkönig 1:57 behind own Czechia NR. Died by curve one. Not a day to remember. (Nautical Mile 9:59)
Mr. Pink 8:47 24-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6
33 From Can Laker Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
Mr. Pink 8:50 13-Jun-2020 Schönbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Vienna Beer Mile #15 (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfenkönig 8:48 elapsed. 7:47 if time spent dealing with the kid the deliberately ran into his knees is discounted
Mr. Pink 8:53 8-Nov-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7
33 From Can Laker Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
Mr. Pink 8:57 13-Feb-2016 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational VIII: Bratislava
From Bottle Zlaty Bazant 5% Forgot to change into his runners. 1:14 1st lap (and beer). Puked immediately on finish. May have gone out a little too hard...
Mr. Pink 9:07 22-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5
33 From Can Laker 473ml Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
Mr. Pink 9:35 16-May-2020 Prater Hauptallee, Vienna, Austria
Vienna Beer Mile #14 (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg HK Heat A. 53rd Beer Mile. 3rd loss. Awful.
Mr. Pink 9:59 10-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10
33 From Can Laker Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
Mr. Pink 9:59 30-Jan-2016 Prague, Czech Republic
SwordfishHHH International Invitational VII: Prague H3
From Can Puntigamer 5% Travelled 850km to do a Beer Mile at the time he normally gets up. It showed...
Mr. Pink 10:11 14-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Solo Tallboys)
33 From Can Canadian 473ml Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
Mr. Pink 10:11 17-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2
33 From Can Canadian 473ml
Mr. Pink 10:17 7-Aug-2020 Radstadt, Austria
Radstadt's First Beer Mile
From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg HK 12km run beforehand and hates hills. Blaming those for worst ever time.
Mr. Pink 12:44 26-Jan-2020 Znojmo, Czechia
Znojmo Beer Mile (H3)
From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfenkönig WR. The first person in the world to record 50 Beer Miles. Suffering from keeping the hotel up until 0500 two nights r*nning. Worst time ever. Still fastest 4x Beer-er. Forgot about the NM 14:52
Mr. Pink 14:51 21-Aug-2020 Schönbrunn Palace, Vienna, Austria
Vienna Beer Mile #17 (First ever H3 Chunder Mile - 568mls)
Volfas Engleman Australian Pale Ale Oh. Dear. God.
Mr. Pink 15:25 11-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational V
35 From Bottle Staropramen First ever BM vomit approximately 100ml into beer 5. Also beer 7. Also on finishing. And way home. Lost 2 mins (?) putting gloves and warm clothes on on lap 6 after going aero for BM1
Mr. Pink 15:37 31-Jan-2018 Hopatcong, NJ, USA
SwordfishHHH International Invitational XII - Joysey, bro
37 From Bottle IPA Medley Beer Mile earlier than normal gets up. Minus 19C!!! Four IPA beauties to celebrate 365 days of activity in 2017!
Mr. Pink 15:42 6-Dec-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8
33 From Can Laker Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
Mr. Pink 17:58 25-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational VI (Xmas Edition)
35 From Bottle Zlatý Bažant 500mls. Committed huge mistake treating them like small beers, blew up on lap 1 (still in HUGE pain from sub-6) and never recovered. But how else would you spend 1am on Dec 25?
Mr. Pink 21:21 11-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational V
35 From Bottle Sierra Nevada/Staropramen Came pysched for double BM record. But the Double Beer Mile is hell. Never EVER again.
Mr. Pink 23:52 24-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6
33 From Can Laker Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.