| Name | Time | Sex | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Kerry Suter
| 6:37.0 | M | VB, from can | NZ Champ on debut, and looked good in his wee dress |
| 2. |
Matt Bos
| 7:0.0 | M | VB, from can | Semi naked chef |
| 3. |
Owen Miller
| 7:30.0 | M | VB, from can | Awesome Penguin onesie |
| 4. |
Saul Webb
| 7:42.0 | M | VB, from can | Not bad for a cyclist |
| 5. |
Matthew Strange
| 8:0.0 | M | VB, from can | Went for the aero look in his speedos & spikes |
| 6. |
Darrin Hayson
| 8:1.0 | M | VB, from can | The race he was born for |
| 7. |
Nick Lawson
| 8:1.0 | M | VB, from can | Looks like the big rig has found his event |
| 8. |
Chris "wingnut" Townley
| 8:9.0 | M | VB, from can | Wonderful effort from wonder woman |
| 9. |
Andrew Lloyd
| 8:23.0 | M | VB, from can | Avanti represent |
| 10. |
Craig "ck1" Kirkwood
| 8:32.0 | M | VB, from can | Bruno managed to limp around despite a hamstring strain |
| 11. | Nick Portas | 8:45.0 | M | VB, from can | |
| 12. | Tim Fergusson | 8:45.0 | M | VB, from can | No bmx allowed here....solid effort |
| 13. | Adian Dunster | 9:22.0 | M | VB, from can | The Dictator |
| 14. | Cam Neilson | 9:29.0 | M | VB, from can | |
| 15. |
Adrian Lysaght
| 10:12.0 | M | VB, from can | |
| 16. | Jayden Sabin | 10:14.0 | M | VB, from can | |
| 17. | Aaron Crawford | 10:23.0 | M | VB, from can | Whangarei represent |
| 18. |
Iain "iMac" MacDonald
| 10:23.0 | M | VB, from can | Most outrageous outfit - red womens teddy with pink undies. All kinds of wrong! |
| 19. | Kat Walbert | 10:26.0 | F | VB, from can | NZ Champ on debut for the RATS bossy bitch |
| 20. |
Troy Macrae
| 10:46.0 | M | VB, from can | Best costume award goes to Pantyshield man....outstandingly funny |
| 21. | Charlotte Pearson | 10:52.0 | F | VB, from can | Great effort from the Penguin |
| 22. |
Grant Louie
| 11:16.0 | M | VB, from can | |
| 23. |
Todd Davidson
| 11:16.0 | M | VB, from can | I wouldn't sit on this Santa's knee! |
| 24. | Jess Lawson | 11:29.0 | F | VB, from can | Ski bunny |
| 25. | Daniel Amies | 11:30.0 | M | VB, from can | This cocky jockey got on the wrong horse |
| 26. | Rory Brickland | 11:45.0 | M | VB, from can | RORY THE RACING CAR, RORY THE RACING CAR, RORY THE RACING CAR |
| 27. |
Ben Bennett
| 11:45.0 | M | VB, from can | Fantastic effort after arriving from Europe only 2hrs before the race started |
| 28. | Neil Brebner | 12:2.0 | M | VB, from can | Affrotastic |
| 29. |
Chris Morrissey
| 12:25.0 | M | VB, from can | This netball skirt wearing, trail running demon needs to learn to drink |
| 30. | Ken Lewis | 12:30.0 | M | VB, from can | |
| 31. |
Andy Chappell
| 12:45.0 | M | VB, from can | First time i've seen a fairy puke |
| 32. |
Angus "gus" Bell
| 12:45.0 | M | VB, from can | Flying Chicken |
| 33. |
Ben Ruthe
| 13:48.0 | M | VB, from bottle | Standard rubbish performance from the fastest miler in the field. He even had a chair to sit in whilst drinking! |
| 34. | Chris Rhodes | 13:59.0 | M | VB, from can | Doc1 |
| 35. | Adam Garner | 13:59.0 | M | VB, from can | Doc2 |
| 36. |
Kyle "kMac" MacDonald
| 15:19.0 | M | VB, from can | He'll probably pull the diabetes card after this performance |