| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Dana Slut |
7:09.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for a grandpa |
| 2. | Short Frankenstein |
7:11.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for an old man |
| 3. | Mike Erbe* |
7:24.0 |
Los Gatos CA | 2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile | M | 51 | can | |
| 4. | Mike Erbe* |
7:46.0 |
Los Gatos CA | 2006 Silicon Valley Beer Mile | M | 50 | | |
| 5. | Phil "Bootsie" Wright* |
7:51.2 |
Simi Valley, CA | 2nd Annual Beer Mile | M | 50 | Coors, can | Vicious determination |
| 6. | Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan* |
7:58.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 52 | Coors, can | On WR pace - next year. |
| 7. | Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe* |
8:20.9 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 59 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 8. | Old Timer* |
8:35.0 |
Amherst, OH | Beaver Creek Running Club Presents: The Wanalager Mile | M | 50 | Coors, can | |
| 9. | Dean Hebert* |
8:37.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | M | 51 | Coors, can | New state age group record |
| 10. | Tim Kliegl* |
8:40.0 |
Irvine, CA | The OC Beer Mile | M | 54 | Modelo, can | |
| 11. | Kevin "Coolerman" Garlick |
8:45.0 |
Undisclosed Location, Rho... | FFKICBMC | M | 52 | Coors, can | |
| 12. | Mrs. Fattori |
8:48.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 55 | Busch, can | continues to chase with failure (until the grim reaper comes) |
| 13. | Emstip "Master Kim" Kim* |
8:52.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 53 | Budweiser, bottle | |
| 14. | Damian the Anti Christ |
8:53.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | blue devil |
| 15. | Peter "Dr Who" Gill |
9:02.0 |
Undisclosed Location, Rho... | FFKICBMC | M | 51 | | |
| 16. | Felix Lopez* |
9:11.0 |
Irvine, CA | The OC Beer Mile | M | 52 | Budweiser, can | |
| 17. | Dean Hebert* |
9:18.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Arizona Beer Mile | M | 51 | Budweiser, can | State Age Group Record |
| 18. | Gareth Pughe* |
9:28.0 |
Tokyo, Japan | First Beer Mile in Japan | M | 52 | Sapporo black label, can | Very steady. Charged home strong. |
| 19. | Ken "Gigolo" Ashby* |
9:33.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 53 | Coors, can | |
| 20. | Tony "AARP" Glover |
9:54.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 60 | Some Import, bottle | First Timer |
| 21. | Glenn "Drag Along Date" Norris* |
9:54.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter Classic | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 22. | Will DeRoberts* |
9:57.0 |
Morris County, NJ | 5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships | M | 51 | Rolling Rock, bottle | |
| 23. | John "Power Tool" Holmes* |
10:04.7 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 55 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 24. | Dave "Chumley" Welsh |
10:10.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 50 | Molson, bottle | 2005 2nd Place |
| 25. | DeRock "The Mayor" Doug |
10:23.0 |
LaGrange, IL | The Inaugural and Final Cinders Track OGRES Classic | M | 58 | Budweiser, can | |
| 26. | Bangs for a Buck |
10:31.0 |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 Beer Mile | M | 52 | Labbat's Blue, can | |
| 27. | Tony "Innuendo" Alfino* |
10:32.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter Classic | M | 53 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 28. | Byrle "Rocky" Smallen* |
10:34.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 58 | Coors, can | |
| 29. | Lee "Reverend" Brown* |
10:35.0 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 62 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 30. | Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher* |
10:36.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 63 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 31. | Drag Along Date* |
10:43.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer Mile | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Chundered, Penalty Lap |
| 32. | Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC" |
10:43.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 50 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Looked pretty in yellow |
| 33. | Martha Huston |
10:47.0 |
Undisclosed Location, Rho... | FFKICBMC | F | 50 | | |
| 34. | Russell "Quantum Runner" Stockard* |
11:04.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 58 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 35. | Doug "The Mayor" DeRock* |
11:06.0 |
LaGrange, IL | OGRES Fall Classic | M | 57 | Budweiser, can | |
| 36. | Peter Lyons* |
11:08.0 |
Tokyo, Japan | First Beer Mile in Japan | M | 50 | Sapporo black label, can | Faltered mid-race, came home with a flourish |
| 37. | Dave "Poncho" Welsh* |
11:15.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 50 | Fosters, bottle | |
| 38. | Tony "Inuendo" Alfino* |
11:34.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 39. | Matt "Pepe Le Pew" Neve* |
11:35.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 50 | Coors, can | Foam-up on 4th lap |
| 40. | Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval* |
11:35.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 59 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 41. | Alan Davis* |
11:43.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 60 | Coors, can | |
| 42. | Brian Fardoe* |
11:49.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 52 | Bowen Island Pale Ale, can | |
| 43. | Roger Barker |
11:59.0 |
Toronto, ON | 2nd Annual West Toronto Classic | M | 63 | Canadian, can | |
| 44. | Tom Cali |
12:00.0 |
State College, PA | 10th Annual Martha Mile | M | 53 | wine, bread & brie, cup | estimated |
| 45. | Bush Squatter * |
12:19.0 |
Victoria, BC | 1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | F | 60 | | |
| 46. | Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC" |
12:20.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 50 | MGD / PBR, can | Only beermile double header (23:03) |
| 47. | Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves* |
12:22.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 53 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | Big improvement on lst year |
| 48. | Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves |
12:22.0 |
Brisbane Australia | THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIP | M | 53 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | 90sec faster |
| 49. | Richard Brown* |
12:23.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 54 | Kokanee, can | |
| 50. | Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples* |
12:26.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 51. | Like Wo-Oh |
12:30.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | last among competitors, first in masturbation ejaculation |
| 52. | Dave Ryan* |
12:56.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | M | 50 | Blue Moon Hefe, can | |
| 53. | Claude "Clod Hopper" Winborn* |
12:57.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 58 | Budweiser, can | |
| 54. | Russell "Qunatum Runner" Stockard |
13:00.7 |
Simi Valley, CA | 2nd Annual Beer Mile | M | 59 | Bargs RB, can | |
| 55. | Carol "Sham" Schmitz* |
13:05.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 53 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 56. | Cuphl "The Shark" Grant |
13:11.0 |
LaGrange, IL | The Inaugural and Final Cinders Track OGRES Classic | M | 54 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 57. | Ted "Deadly" Lee* |
13:14.4 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 58 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 58. | Ken "Gigolo" Ashby* |
13:17.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 54 | Red Dog, can | Penalty lap for chundering |
| 59. | Ron "Roadkill" Naumann* |
13:21.9 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 56 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 60. | Buys Cor |
13:22.0 |
Nanaimo, BC | Nanaimo Beer Mile | M | 52 | Lucky Lager, can | |
| 61. | Scott McKissick* |
13:25.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 57 | Busch Ice, can | |
| 62. | Bruce "Ringer" Littlefield |
13:32.0 |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | M | 51 | Tecate, can | |
| 63. | Rick "Bark If You Love Me" Greatting* |
13:40.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter Classic | M | 54 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 64. | Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves* |
13:52.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | The Brisbane Beer Mile Championship | M | 52 | Tooheys Pils, bottle | 345ml/5.2% |
| 65. | Evan Jones* |
13:56.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 52 | Kokanee, can | |
| 66. | Bill Petsch |
14:06.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 50 | Budweiser, can | Masters Champ! |
| 67. | Captain Hook "CH" |
14:07.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 52 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Sprinted to finish, then passed out in car |
| 68. | Johnny "Mountain Man" Jeans* |
14:09.0 |
Seattle, WA | Seattle HHH First Beer Mile | M | 69 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 69. | Mike "Shane" Ladd* |
14:21.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter Classic | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 70. | Peter Richards |
14:23.0 |
Brisbane Australia | THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIP | M | 50 | Kronesbourg, bottle | less beer 1st run |
| 71. | Robert "Candyman" Benjamin |
14:50.0 |
Sierra Vista, Arizona | Company Cock Memorial Beermile | M | 62 | Tecate Mix, can | |
| 72. | Debra "Mas Penis" Moore* |
15:11.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic | F | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 73. | Carol "Sham" Schmitz* |
15:12.6 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 52 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 74. | Shane In The Ass* |
15:45.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer Mile | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 75. | Krag "Mr. DipSea" Miede* |
15:49.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 52 | Coors, can | |
| 76. | Marty Lowe |
15:55.0 |
Warner-Robins, GA | The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 59 | Coors Light, can | *first time |
| 77. | Carol "Sham" Schmitz* |
16:05.1 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 51 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 78. | Patterson Dave |
16:13.0 |
Nanaimo, BC | Nanaimo Beer Mile | M | 58 | | |
| 79. | Richard Koppenol* |
16:26.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 61 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | Walker-Had a 40 metre lead at the start(fastest drinker in town). Great performance after last years DNF |
| 80. | Richard "Old Timer" Koppenol |
16:26.0 |
Brisbane Australia | THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIP | M | 61 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | non-runner Walker DNF2006 Great comeback room for improvement |
| 81. | Gil "Bean There Done Twat" B Sr. |
16:30.0 |
Fullerton, Ca | Orange County Beer Mile | M | 66 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Involuntary Beer Mile Participant |
| 82. | Connie Shaw* |
17:00.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile | F | 78 | Kokanee, can | |
| 83. | Candyman |
17:25.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | M | 63 | Tecate?, can | |
| 84. | Jedi Brewer |
18:05.0 |
Vancouver, BC | Engineering Physics Classic | M | 67 | Old Style Pilsner, can | |
| 85. | Earl "Balut" Mazell* |
18:27.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 67 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 86. | Phil "Hungers" Hungerford* |
19:34.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 53 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | Cancer Survivor showing what can be done |
| 87. | Phil "Hungers" Hungerford |
19:34.0 |
Brisbane Australia | THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIP | M | 50 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | 1st run |
| 88. | BusJob |
19:45.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | M | 55 | Budweiser, can | |
| 89. | Joel Poshusta* |
19:53.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 66 | Budweiser, can | No. 38 in the Grand Master Division! |
| 90. | Easily Led |
23:55.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 55 | Natural Light/Old Milwaukee, can | Oldest Competitor in G-Spot H3 History & only particiapnt to not Vomitt this year |
| 91. | Olsen Linda |
25:11.9 |
Pensacola, Florida | Thanksgiving Beer Mile | F | 59 | O'Douls, can | |
| 92. | Jedi Brewer* |
27:04.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Eng. Phys. March Beer Mile | M | 67 | Canadian, bottle | |
| 93. | Missed Pussy |
48:02.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008 | M | 65 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Wasn't planning on running. We found him at the bar and dragged him out. |
| 94. | Richard Koppenol* |
DNF |
Brisbane, Australia | The Brisbane Beer Mile Championship | M | 60 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | 345ml/5% |
| 95. | Jeff "Convict" Briggs |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile Attack Explosion | M | 67 | Beast Light, can | not amazing! |
| 96. | Rick "Estrus" Jaeger* |
DNF |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 62 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 97. | Byrle "Rocky B" Smallen* |
DNF |
Simi Valley, CA | 2nd Annual Beer Mile | M | 59 | Coors, can | Injured |
| 98. | Larry "Lawrence of NoLabia" Stone* |
DNF |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter Classic | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | DQ'd for getting a girl to run for him. This aint no relay. |