Beermile.com World Records
Top 100 Performances, Age 50 and Up (Grand Masters)

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Dana Slut   7:09.0   a dark place on a hill 6th annual donkey punch beer mileM69Busch, can  PR for a grandpa
2.Short Frankenstein   7:11.0   a dark place on a hill 6th annual donkey punch beer mileM69Busch, can  PR for an old man
3.Tony Young   7:13.0   Redmond, WA Northwest Oval Beer ChallengeM50Bud & Coors, can  Holds WR for mile @ age 46
4.Bob "BJ" Julian   7:14.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM50Canadian, bottle  
5.John O'Hearn   7:20.0   Redmond, WA Northwest Oval Beer ChallengeM50Bud & Coors, can  Sick, tired, fast
6.Mike Erbe*   7:24.0   Los Gatos CA 2007 Silicon Valley Beer MileM51can  
7.Dean Abbass   7:26.0   Sydney, Cape Breton 2012 House Crawl BeermileM50Labatt's Blue, can  
8.MIke "sunshine" McHalffey*   7:31.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 3M51Budweiser, can  lots of training this year
9.Mike Erbe*   7:36.0   Los Gatos CA Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008M52  
10.Mike Erbe*   7:46.0   Los Gatos CA 2006 Silicon Valley Beer MileM50  
11.Phil "Bootsie" Wright*   7:51.2   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM50Coors, can  Vicious determination
12.Andy "GNO" Palowitch   7:53.7   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM50Molson Golden, bottle  There's no tomorrow.
13.Fred "Fast Freddy" Kirk   7:54.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... 5th Annual FFKICBMCM50Budweiser, bottle  Turned 50, a great time
14.Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan*   7:58.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM52Coors, can  On WR pace - next year.
15.Tom Albright   7:58.0   Irvine, CA City of Irvine Beer Mile Champion...M56Miller Genuine Draft, can  2012 OC Beer Mile Champion
16.Mike "Grandpa" McHalffet*   8:00.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 4M51Miller, can  Hammer em early
17.Brockerville Lloyd   8:03.0   Marystown, Newfoundland 3rd Annual Brockerville Beer MileM50Coors Light, bottle  
18.Greg Cauler   8:03.0   Lancaster, PA F and M beer mileM51Coors regular, can  drank 2 more at the end
19.Mike "Grandpa" McHalfeffey   8:05.8   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 2M50Miller, can  it's a habit
20.Bill Petsch   8:06.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M61Miller High Life, can  
21.Paul Abdalla   8:09.0   Redmond, WA Northwest Oval Beer ChallengeM50Budweiser, can  Where's his shirt?
22.Dave Ripp*   8:10.0   Mill Valley, CA Marin Beer Mile #1M60Fat Tire Amber Ale, bottle  60yo+ Age Group WR Attempt
23.Tony "Cyco Prez" Bouso   8:19.4   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 2M52Budweiser, can  vagina has healed
24.Bill Brasier*   8:20.0   Los Gatos CA 2009 Silicon Valley Beer MIleM50Stella Artois,   Drinking the wife beating juice- Kudos!
25.Rocco Dellaserra    8:20.1   Morris County, NJ 10th Annual New Jersey Beermile C...M51YooHoo Choc Milk, can  
26.Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe*   8:20.9   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
27.Bill Brasier*   8:22.0   Los Gatos CA Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008M50  
28.Tom Albright   8:22.1   Irvine, CA Orange County Beer Mile Champions...M56  
29.Bill Mcquown   8:22.5   Irvine, CA Orange County Beer Mile Champions...M55  
30.Bill Petsch*   8:23.0   River Falls, WI 4fth Annual River Falls Days Beer...M59Budwieser, can  what will all want to be when we
31.Barry Siff*   8:25.0   Boulder CO Boulder Beer MileM53Modelo, can  Rookie
32.Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan   8:27.0   Portland, OR 1st Annual Fernhill Beer MileM53Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Retook the lead with 200 to go
33.Kevin "Coolerman" Garlick*   8:28.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... 3rd annual FFKICBMCM54Coors, can  4th beer mile - getting better with age?
34.Mark "Frothy Marky" Carver   8:28.0   Nashville, TN 2010 Nashville Beer MileM50Coors, can  
35.Dave Fabian*   8:29.0   Morris County, NJ 9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M52Miller, bottle  
36.Dave "The Chief" Keefe   8:34.0   West Chester, PA Tough Man's 2010 Beer MileM65Keystone Light, can  Strong Old Man
37.Old Timer*   8:35.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M50Coors, can  
38.John "Brit" Taylor*   8:36.0   Cambridge Ontario 1st Annual Cambridge BeermileM54Budweiser, can  
39.Dean Hebert*   8:37.0   Tempe, AZ Tempe Beer Mile Part DeuxM51Coors, can  New state age group record
40.Calvin "Calbo" Sears*   8:37.2   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM50Coors, can  doesn't even like beer
41.Keith "Pilz" Houck   8:39.0   Chapel Hill, NC BC Beer MileM53Budweiser, can  First race!
42.Tim Kliegl*   8:40.0   Irvine, CA The OC Beer MileM54Modelo, can  
43.David Bronstein*   8:42.0   Mill Valley, CA Marin Beer Mile #1M50Budweiser, can  Yikes!
44.Lloyd Brockerville   8:43.0   Marystown, Newfoundland Brockerville Pre-Christmas Beer M...M50coors light, bottle  
45.Kevin "Coolerman" Garlick   8:45.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... 5th Annual FFKICBMCM56Coors, can  Another Top 40 over 50 time
46.Kevin "Coolerman" Garlick*   8:45.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... 1st annual FFKICBMCM52Coors, can  
47.Mrs. Fattori   8:48.0   a dark place on a hill 6th annual donkey punch beer mileM55Busch, can  continues to chase with failure (until the grim reaper comes)
48.Calvin "Calbo" Sears*   8:51.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 4M55Miller, can  4 beers too many
49.Emstip "Master Kim" Kim*   8:52.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM53Budweiser, bottle  
50.Damian the Anti Christ*   8:53.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  blue devil
51.Jeff "Dog" Kirchner   8:54.0   Lancaster, PA F and M beer mileM52Coors regular, can  presented the award toJim for winning
52.Sears "Calbo" Calvin*   8:55.0    Team Cyco Sude Mile 5M52Budweiser, can  He's learning
53.Eric "Old timer" Deveaux   8:57.0   Sydney, Cape Breton 4th Annual CB Barbarians House Cr...M53Labbatt Blue, can  PB
54.Randy Millar*   8:59.0   Morris County, NJ 9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M50Hatuey, bottle  
55.Peter "Dr Who" Gill*   9:02.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... 1st annual FFKICBMCM51  
56.Bob Sedlemeyer   9:09.1   Fort Wayne, IN 6th AnnualM55Chocolate Milk, cup  
57.Felix Lopez*   9:11.0   Irvine, CA The OC Beer MileM52Budweiser, can  
58.Tim R. "the reifer" *   9:12.0   Sarasota, Florida Sarasota's 2nd Annual Beer Mile -...M51can  virgin beermiler
59.Bill Petsch*   9:14.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM60Budwieser, can  everyone's hero!
60.McHalffey "Grandpa" Mike*   9:18.0    Team Cyco Sude Mile 5M53Miller, can  Duck dynasty lives
61.Dean Hebert*   9:18.0   Tempe, AZ Tempe Arizona Beer MileM51Budweiser, can  State Age Group Record
62.Scott "Latte" Harville*   9:20.6   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM51Coors, can  prefers latte, but beer will do
63.Errol Holmes   9:22.0   Brisbane, Australia Queensland Beer Mile ChampionshipM67Tooheys Dry, bottle  
64.Tony "Bozo" Bouso*   9:23.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 3M51Budweiser, can  making Castro proud
65.Ric Perron*   9:23.0   Victoria, BC 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer MileM55Granville Island Winter Ale, bottle  
66.John Swenson   9:24.0   Redmond, WA Northwest Oval Beer ChallengeM54Coors, can  Oldest, tallest
67.Eric Deveaux   9:27.0   Sydney, Cape Breton CB Barbarians House Crawl Beer MileM52Labbat's Blue, can  
68.Gareth Pughe*   9:28.0   Tokyo, Japan First Beer Mile in JapanM52Sapporo black label, can  Very steady. Charged home strong.
69.Peter "the untier" Schofield   9:30.0   Abbotsford, BC Friday Night TriNight Test MileM51Molson, can  
70.Cali "Palm Tree Slut" Boy   9:31.3   A Dark Place On A Hill Donkey Punch Beer MileM88Budweiser, can  You lost to a girl, 'nuff said
71.Graham Dunne   9:32.0   Vancouver, BC Second Annual Peter Holmes Beer M...M50Kokanee (5%), can  Put the young lads to shame.
72.Walter Keleman   9:33.0   Brisbane, Australia Queensland Beer Mile ChampionshipM55Tooheys Dry, bottle  
73.Ken "Gigolo" Ashby*   9:33.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM53Coors, can  
74.Peter Eat-Her   9:34.0    FiFi and Just M's Blue Moon Birth...M61Lakeport Pilsener, 5.0%, 355 mL cans, can  
75.Terry "FAF" Fanning*   9:35.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM58Miller High Life, can  
76.Greg "hound dog" Bell*   9:38.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 4M50miller, can  retired and no life
77.Jim Cambridge*   9:39.0   Victoria, BC 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer MileM54Beacon, can  
78.Randy Miller   9:40.0   Morris County, NJ 10th Annual New Jersey Beermile C...M51Sam Adams Winterfes, bottle  
79.Scott "Latte" Harville*   9:48.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds Mile 3M53Budweiser, can  smooooth
80.Bell "Hound Dog" Greg*   9:48.0    Team Cyco Sude Mile 5M53Budweiser, can  All the way from Florida
81.Naked Hiking Guy*   9:49.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM50Budweiser, can  
82.Errol Holmes   9:49.0   Brisbane, Australia Queensland Beer Mile ChampionshipM68Tooheys Dry, bottle  
83.Martha "Super Filly" Huston   9:50.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... 3rd annual FFKICBMCF52Michelob Ultra, bottle  Fastest Grandmaster female of all time, however this beer isn't legal so this time doesn't go in the records
84.Glenn "Drag Along Date" Norris*   9:54.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
85.Tony "AARP" Glover   9:54.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileM60Some Import, bottle  First Timer
86.Cock Wench   9:56.0    FiFi and Just M's Blue Moon Birth...F53Lakeport Pilsener, 5.0%, 355 mL cans, can  
87.Will DeRoberts*   9:57.0   Morris County, NJ 5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M51Rolling Rock, bottle  
88.Carl Weaver*   10:00.0   Morris County, NJ 8th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M61Miller Genuine Draft, can  
89.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   10:04.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM55Miller High Life, can  
90.Ted Maglione   10:05.1   Morris County, NJ 10th Annual New Jersey Beermile C...M57Dos Equis, can  
91.John Browne*   10:09.0   Nanaimo, BC 4th Annual Nanaimo BeermileM60Lucky Lager, can  
92.Eric Rotgans*   10:10.0   Victoria, BC 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer MileM54Islander, can  
93.Dave "Chumley" Welsh   10:10.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM50Molson, bottle  2005 2nd Place
94.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:10.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM65Miller High Life, can  
95.Ian "Radar" Lacey   10:11.0   Brisbane, Australia Queensland Beer Mile ChampionshipM53Boags, bottle  
96.Bouso "Bozo" Tony*   10:19.0    Team Cyco Sude Mile 5M53Budweiser, can  Old and steady
97.Pat "Handsome" Cross   10:20.0   Portland, OR 1st Annual Fernhill Beer MileM59Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Looked good in the pictures
98.Roger White   10:22.0   Victoria, BC 5th Annual Dave Smart Beer MileM54Budweiser, can  
99.DeRock "The Mayor" Doug   10:23.0   LaGrange, IL The Inaugural and Final Cinders T...M58Budweiser, can  
100.Tony "Bozo" Bouso*   10:25.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM50Coors, can  More show than go







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