| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Dana Slut |
7:09.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for a grandpa |
| 2. | Short Frankenstein |
7:11.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for an old man |
| 3. | Bob "BJ" Julian |
7:14.1 |
Ancaster, ON | Paul Felix Bachalor Party | M | 50 | Canadian, bottle | |
| 4. | Mike Erbe* |
7:24.0 |
Los Gatos CA | 2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile | M | 51 | can | |
| 5. | Mike Erbe* |
7:36.0 |
Los Gatos CA | Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008 | M | 52 | | |
| 6. | Mike Erbe* |
7:46.0 |
Los Gatos CA | 2006 Silicon Valley Beer Mile | M | 50 | | |
| 7. | Phil "Bootsie" Wright* |
7:51.2 |
Simi Valley, CA | 2nd Annual Beer Mile | M | 50 | Coors, can | Vicious determination |
| 8. | Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan* |
7:58.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 52 | Coors, can | On WR pace - next year. |
| 9. | Mike "Grandpa" McHalfeffey |
8:05.8 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile 2 | M | 50 | Miller, can | it's a habit |
| 10. | Tony "Cyco Prez" Bouso |
8:19.4 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile 2 | M | 52 | Budweiser, can | vagina has healed |
| 11. | Bill Brasier* |
8:20.0 |
Los Gatos CA | 2009 Silicon Valley Beer MIle | M | 50 | Stella Artois, | Drinking the wife beating juice- Kudos! |
| 12. | Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe* |
8:20.9 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 59 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 13. | Bill Brasier* |
8:22.0 |
Los Gatos CA | Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008 | M | 50 | | |
| 14. | Barry Siff* |
8:25.0 |
Boulder CO | Boulder Beer Mile | M | 53 | Modelo, can | Rookie |
| 15. | Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan |
8:27.0 |
Portland, OR | 1st Annual Fernhill Beer Mile | M | 53 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Retook the lead with 200 to go |
| 16. | Dave "The Chief" Keefe |
8:34.0 |
West Chester, PA | Tough Man's 2010 Beer Mile | M | 65 | Keystone Light, can | Strong Old Man |
| 17. | Old Timer* |
8:35.0 |
Amherst, OH | Beaver Creek Running Club Present... | M | 50 | Coors, can | |
| 18. | Dean Hebert* |
8:37.0 |
Tempe, AZ | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | M | 51 | Coors, can | New state age group record |
| 19. | Calvin "Calbo" Sears* |
8:37.2 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile | M | 50 | Coors, can | doesn't even like beer |
| 20. | Tim Kliegl* |
8:40.0 |
Irvine, CA | The OC Beer Mile | M | 54 | Modelo, can | |
| 21. | Kevin "Coolerman" Garlick |
8:45.0 |
Undisclosed Location, Rho... | FFKICBMC | M | 52 | Coors, can | |
| 22. | Mrs. Fattori |
8:48.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 55 | Busch, can | continues to chase with failure (until the grim reaper comes) |
| 23. | Emstip "Master Kim" Kim* |
8:52.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 53 | Budweiser, bottle | |
| 24. | Damian the Anti Christ* |
8:53.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | blue devil |
| 25. | Peter "Dr Who" Gill |
9:02.0 |
Undisclosed Location, Rho... | FFKICBMC | M | 51 | | |
| 26. | Felix Lopez* |
9:11.0 |
Irvine, CA | The OC Beer Mile | M | 52 | Budweiser, can | |
| 27. | Tim R. "the reifer" * |
9:12.0 |
Sarasota, Florida | Sarasota's 2nd Annual Beer Mile -... | M | 51 | can | virgin beermiler |
| 28. | Dean Hebert* |
9:18.0 |
Tempe, AZ | Tempe Arizona Beer Mile | M | 51 | Budweiser, can | State Age Group Record |
| 29. | Scott "Latte" Harville* |
9:20.6 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile | M | 51 | Coors, can | prefers latte, but beer will do |
| 30. | Errol Holmes |
9:22.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 67 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | |
| 31. | Ric Perron* |
9:23.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 55 | Granville Island Winter Ale, bottle | |
| 32. | Gareth Pughe* |
9:28.0 |
Tokyo, Japan | First Beer Mile in Japan | M | 52 | Sapporo black label, can | Very steady. Charged home strong. |
| 33. | Cali "Palm Tree Slut" Boy |
9:31.3 |
A Dark Place On A Hill | Donkey Punch Beer Mile | M | 88 | Budweiser, can | You lost to a girl, 'nuff said |
| 34. | Ken "Gigolo" Ashby* |
9:33.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 53 | Coors, can | |
| 35. | Walter Keleman |
9:33.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 55 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | |
| 36. | Jim Cambridge* |
9:39.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 54 | Beacon, can | |
| 37. | Errol Holmes |
9:49.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 68 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | |
| 38. | Naked Hiking Guy* |
9:49.0 |
Nashville, TN | 2009 Nashville Beer Mile | M | 50 | Budweiser, can | |
| 39. | Tony "AARP" Glover |
9:54.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 60 | Some Import, bottle | First Timer |
| 40. | Glenn "Drag Along Date" Norris* |
9:54.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win... | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 41. | Will DeRoberts* |
9:57.0 |
Morris County, NJ | 5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch... | M | 51 | Rolling Rock, bottle | |
| 42. | John "Power Tool" Holmes* |
10:04.7 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 55 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 43. | Dave "Chumley" Welsh |
10:10.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 50 | Molson, bottle | 2005 2nd Place |
| 44. | Eric Rotgans* |
10:10.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 54 | Islander, can | |
| 45. | Lee "Reverend" Brown* |
10:10.3 |
Houston, TX | 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 65 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 46. | Ian "Radar" Lacey |
10:11.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 53 | Boags, bottle | |
| 47. | Pat "Handsome" Cross |
10:20.0 |
Portland, OR | 1st Annual Fernhill Beer Mile | M | 59 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Looked good in the pictures |
| 48. | Roger White |
10:22.0 |
Victoria, BC | 5th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 54 | Budweiser, can | |
| 49. | DeRock "The Mayor" Doug |
10:23.0 |
LaGrange, IL | The Inaugural and Final Cinders T... | M | 58 | Budweiser, can | |
| 50. | Tony "Bozo" Bouso* |
10:25.0 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile | M | 50 | Coors, can | More show than go |
| 51. | Bangs for a Buck |
10:31.0 |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 ... | M | 52 | Labbat's Blue, can | |
| 52. | Tony "Innuendo" Alfino* |
10:32.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win... | M | 53 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 53. | Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher* |
10:33.0 |
Houston, TX | 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 66 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 54. | Byrle "Rocky" Smallen* |
10:34.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 58 | Coors, can | |
| 55. | Lee "Reverend" Brown* |
10:35.0 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 62 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 56. | Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher* |
10:36.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 63 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 57. | Drag Along Date* |
10:43.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio... | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Chundered, Penalty Lap |
| 58. | Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC" |
10:43.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Bee... | M | 50 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Looked pretty in yellow |
| 59. | Richard "Dick" Punches |
10:45.0 |
Portland, OR | 1st Annual Fernhill Beer Mile | M | 50 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Has a lot to learn... |
| 60. | Martha Huston |
10:47.0 |
Undisclosed Location, Rho... | FFKICBMC | F | 50 | | |
| 61. | Brian Fardoe* |
10:53.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 54 | Okanagan Springs, can | |
| 62. | Rick * |
10:54.2 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile | M | 54 | Coors, can | |
| 63. | Touraj A |
10:57.0 |
Markham, Ontario | The Innaugural Markham Tri Beer M... | M | 50 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 64. | Russell "Quantum Runner" Stockard* |
11:04.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 58 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 65. | Doug "The Mayor" DeRock* |
11:06.0 |
LaGrange, IL | OGRES Fall Classic | M | 57 | Budweiser, can | |
| 66. | Sylvia Grant* |
11:06.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | F | 50 | 1516 Lager, can | |
| 67. | Peter Lyons* |
11:08.0 |
Tokyo, Japan | First Beer Mile in Japan | M | 50 | Sapporo black label, can | Faltered mid-race, came home with a flourish |
| 68. | Dave "Poncho" Welsh* |
11:15.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 50 | Fosters, bottle | |
| 69. | Pat "Handsome" Cross |
11:15.0 |
Portland, OR | 2nd Annual Fernhill Beermile | M | 60 | Budweiser, can | Very solid M60 performance |
| 70. | Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval* |
11:15.2 |
Houston, TX | 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 61 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 71. | Bryan Scott* |
11:28.0 |
Mesa, AZ | AASFAA Beermile | M | 53 | Icehouse, bottle | Edged out in a sprint by Mark |
| 72. | Tony "Inuendo" Alfino* |
11:34.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 73. | Matt "Pepe Le Pew" Neve* |
11:35.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 50 | Coors, can | Foam-up on 4th lap |
| 74. | Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval* |
11:35.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 59 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 75. | Alan Davis* |
11:43.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 60 | Coors, can | |
| 76. | Bill Brooks* |
11:47.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 62 | Keiths Red Amber, can | |
| 77. | Brian Fardoe* |
11:49.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 52 | Bowen Island Pale Ale, can | |
| 78. | Roger Barker |
11:57.0 |
Toronto, ON | 4th Annual West Toronto Classic | M | 65 | Lakeport Honey, can | |
| 79. | Roger Barker |
11:59.0 |
Toronto, ON | 2nd Annual West Toronto Classic | M | 63 | Canadian, can | |
| 80. | Tom Cali |
12:00.0 |
State College, PA | 10th Annual Martha Mile | M | 53 | wine, bread & brie, cup | estimated |
| 81. | Alan "Bad Dad" S* |
12:00.0 |
Greenville, S.C. | UHHH 2010 Beer mile | M | 55 | icehouse, can | |
| 82. | Lacerte Mike |
12:08.0 |
Montreal, PQ | Beer Mile Tri-O-Lacs 2008 Hallowe... | M | 50 | 4, can | Champion 2008 |
| 83. | Bush Squatter * |
12:19.0 |
Victoria, BC | 1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | F | 60 | | |
| 84. | Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC" |
12:20.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Bee... | M | 50 | MGD / PBR, can | Only beermile double header (23:03) |
| 85. | Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves* |
12:22.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 53 | Tooheys Dry, bottle | Big improvement on lst year |
| 86. | Richard Brown* |
12:23.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitationa... | M | 54 | Kokanee, can | |
| 87. | Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples* |
12:26.0 |
San Diego, CA | Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 88. | Like Wo-Oh |
12:30.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | last among competitors, first in masturbation ejaculation |
| 89. | Steve Turner |
12:35.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 53 | Crown Lager, bottle | |
| 90. | Barry Bergmann* |
12:51.0 |
Tokyo, Japan | Second Beer Mile in Japan | M | 55 | Kirin, can | |
| 91. | Marc Embler |
12:52.7 |
James Island, SC | Embler Invitational | M | 51 | Busch, can | |
| 92. | Dave Ryan* |
12:56.0 |
Tempe, AZ | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | M | 50 | Blue Moon Hefe, can | |
| 93. | Claude "Clod Hopper" Winborn* |
12:57.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 58 | Budweiser, can | |
| 94. | Graham "Parson's Nose" Lay* |
12:57.9 |
Houston, TX | 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 56 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 95. | Ken "Old" McMartin* |
12:59.5 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile | M | 57 | Coors, can | old but steady |
| 96. | G. Vaughan "Old Fart" Paul |
13:00.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 52 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 97. | Russell "Qunatum Runner" Stockard |
13:00.7 |
Simi Valley, CA | 2nd Annual Beer Mile | M | 59 | Bargs RB, can | |
| 98. | Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves |
13:01.0 |
Brisbane, Australia | Queensland Beer Mile Championship | M | 54 | Tooheys dry, bottle | |
| 99. | Carol "Sham" Schmitz* |
13:05.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 53 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 100. | Duane "Pipes" Hadley* |
13:06.3 |
Houston, TX | 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 50 | Miller High Life, can | |
