Beermile.com World Records
Top 100 Performances, Age 50 and Up (Grand Masters)

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Dana Slut   7:09.0   a dark place on a hill 6th annual donkey punch beer mileM69Busch, can  PR for a grandpa
2.Short Frankenstein   7:11.0   a dark place on a hill 6th annual donkey punch beer mileM69Busch, can  PR for an old man
3.Mike Erbe*   7:24.0   Los Gatos CA 2007 Silicon Valley Beer MileM51can  
4.Mike Erbe*   7:46.0   Los Gatos CA 2006 Silicon Valley Beer MileM50  
5.Phil "Bootsie" Wright*   7:51.2   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM50Coors, can  Vicious determination
6.Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan*   7:58.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM52Coors, can  On WR pace - next year.
7.Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe*   8:20.9   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
8.Old Timer*   8:35.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Presents: The Wanalager MileM50Coors, can  
9.Dean Hebert*   8:37.0   Tempe, Arizona Tempe Beer Mile Part DeuxM51Coors, can  New state age group record
10.Tim Kliegl*   8:40.0   Irvine, CA The OC Beer MileM54Modelo, can  
11.Kevin "Coolerman" Garlick   8:45.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... FFKICBMCM52Coors, can  
12.Mrs. Fattori   8:48.0   a dark place on a hill 6th annual donkey punch beer mileM55Busch, can  continues to chase with failure (until the grim reaper comes)
13.Emstip "Master Kim" Kim*   8:52.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM53Budweiser, bottle  
14.Damian the Anti Christ   8:53.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  blue devil
15.Peter "Dr Who" Gill   9:02.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... FFKICBMCM51  
16.Felix Lopez*   9:11.0   Irvine, CA The OC Beer MileM52Budweiser, can  
17.Dean Hebert*   9:18.0   Tempe, Arizona Tempe Arizona Beer MileM51Budweiser, can  State Age Group Record
18.Gareth Pughe*   9:28.0   Tokyo, Japan First Beer Mile in JapanM52Sapporo black label, can  Very steady. Charged home strong.
19.Ken "Gigolo" Ashby*   9:33.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM53Coors, can  
20.Tony "AARP" Glover   9:54.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileM60Some Import, bottle  First Timer
21.Glenn "Drag Along Date" Norris*   9:54.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
22.Will DeRoberts*   9:57.0   Morris County, NJ 5th Annual New Jersey Beermile ChampionshipsM51Rolling Rock, bottle  
23.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   10:04.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM55Miller High Life, can  
24.Dave "Chumley" Welsh   10:10.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM50Molson, bottle  2005 2nd Place
25.DeRock "The Mayor" Doug   10:23.0   LaGrange, IL The Inaugural and Final Cinders Track OGRES ClassicM58Budweiser, can  
26.Bangs for a Buck    10:31.0   Buffalo, NY Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 Beer MileM52Labbat's Blue, can  
27.Tony "Innuendo" Alfino*   10:32.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM53Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
28.Byrle "Rocky" Smallen*   10:34.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM58Coors, can  
29.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:35.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM62Miller High Life, can  
30.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:36.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM63Miller High Life, can  
31.Drag Along Date*   10:43.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
32.Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC"    10:43.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash BeermileM50Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Looked pretty in yellow
33.Martha Huston   10:47.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... FFKICBMCF50  
34.Russell "Quantum Runner" Stockard*   11:04.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM58Miller Genuine Draft, can  
35.Doug "The Mayor" DeRock*   11:06.0   LaGrange, IL OGRES Fall ClassicM57Budweiser, can  
36.Peter Lyons*   11:08.0   Tokyo, Japan First Beer Mile in JapanM50Sapporo black label, can  Faltered mid-race, came home with a flourish
37.Dave "Poncho" Welsh*   11:15.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM50Fosters, bottle  
38.Tony "Inuendo" Alfino*   11:34.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
39.Matt "Pepe Le Pew" Neve*   11:35.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM50Coors, can  Foam-up on 4th lap
40.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:35.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
41.Alan Davis*   11:43.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM60Coors, can  
42.Brian Fardoe*   11:49.0   Victoria, BC 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer MileM52Bowen Island Pale Ale, can  
43.Roger Barker   11:59.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM63Canadian, can  
44.Tom Cali   12:00.0   State College, PA 10th Annual Martha MileM53wine, bread & brie, cup  estimated
45.Bush Squatter *   12:19.0   Victoria, BC 1st Annual Dave Smart Beer MileF60  
46.Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC"    12:20.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash BeermileM50MGD / PBR, can  Only beermile double header (23:03)
47.Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves*   12:22.0   Brisbane, Australia Queensland Beer Mile ChampionshipM53Tooheys Dry, bottle  Big improvement on lst year
48.Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves   12:22.0   Brisbane Australia THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIPM53Tooheys Dry, bottle  90sec faster
49.Richard Brown*   12:23.0   Victoria, BC Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer MileM54Kokanee, can  
50.Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples*   12:26.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
51.Like Wo-Oh   12:30.0   a dark place on a hill 6th annual donkey punch beer mileM69Busch, can  last among competitors, first in masturbation ejaculation
52.Dave Ryan*   12:56.0   Tempe, Arizona Tempe Beer Mile Part DeuxM50Blue Moon Hefe, can  
53.Claude "Clod Hopper" Winborn*   12:57.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM58Budweiser, can  
54.Russell "Qunatum Runner" Stockard   13:00.7   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM59Bargs RB, can  
55.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   13:05.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF53Miller High Life, can  
56.Cuphl "The Shark" Grant   13:11.0   LaGrange, IL The Inaugural and Final Cinders Track OGRES ClassicM54Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
57.Ted "Deadly" Lee*   13:14.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM58Miller High Life, can  
58.Ken "Gigolo" Ashby*   13:17.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM54Red Dog, can  Penalty lap for chundering
59.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:21.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM56Miller High Life, can  
60.Buys Cor   13:22.0   Nanaimo, BC Nanaimo Beer MileM52Lucky Lager, can  
61.Scott McKissick*   13:25.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM57Busch Ice, can  
62.Bruce "Ringer" Littlefield   13:32.0   Sacramento, CA 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer MileM51Tecate, can  
63.Rick "Bark If You Love Me" Greatting*   13:40.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM54Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
64.Bruce "Digger" Hargreaves*   13:52.0   Brisbane, Australia The Brisbane Beer Mile ChampionshipM52Tooheys Pils, bottle  345ml/5.2%
65.Evan Jones*   13:56.0   Victoria, BC 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer MileM52Kokanee, can  
66.Bill Petsch   14:06.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Days Beer MileM50Budweiser, can  Masters Champ!
67.Captain Hook "CH"    14:07.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash BeermileM52Miller Genuine Draft, can  Sprinted to finish, then passed out in car
68.Johnny "Mountain Man" Jeans*   14:09.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM69Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
69.Mike "Shane" Ladd*   14:21.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
70.Peter Richards   14:23.0   Brisbane Australia THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIPM50Kronesbourg, bottle  less beer 1st run
71.Robert "Candyman" Benjamin   14:50.0   Sierra Vista, Arizona Company Cock Memorial BeermileM62Tecate Mix, can  
72.Debra "Mas Penis" Moore*   15:11.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicF51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
73.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:12.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF52Miller High Life, can  
74.Shane In The Ass*   15:45.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
75.Krag "Mr. DipSea" Miede*   15:49.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM52Coors, can  
76.Marty Lowe   15:55.0   Warner-Robins, GA The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer MileM59Coors Light, can  *first time
77.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   16:05.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF51Miller High Life, can  
78.Patterson Dave   16:13.0   Nanaimo, BC Nanaimo Beer MileM58  
79.Richard Koppenol*   16:26.0   Brisbane, Australia Queensland Beer Mile ChampionshipM61Tooheys Dry, bottle  Walker-Had a 40 metre lead at the start(fastest drinker in town). Great performance after last years DNF
80.Richard "Old Timer" Koppenol   16:26.0   Brisbane Australia THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIPM61Tooheys Dry, bottle  non-runner Walker DNF2006 Great comeback room for improvement
81.Gil "Bean There Done Twat" B Sr.   16:30.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM66Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Involuntary Beer Mile Participant
82.Connie Shaw*   17:00.0   Victoria, BC Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer MileF78Kokanee, can  
83.Candyman    17:25.0   Bisbee, Arizona Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08M63Tecate?, can  
84.Jedi Brewer   18:05.0   Vancouver, BC Engineering Physics ClassicM67Old Style Pilsner, can  
85.Earl "Balut" Mazell*   18:27.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM67Miller High Life, can  
86.Phil "Hungers" Hungerford*   19:34.0   Brisbane, Australia Queensland Beer Mile ChampionshipM53Tooheys Dry, bottle  Cancer Survivor showing what can be done
87.Phil "Hungers" Hungerford   19:34.0   Brisbane Australia THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIPM50Tooheys Dry, bottle  1st run
88.BusJob    19:45.0   Bisbee, Arizona Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08M55Budweiser, can  
89.Joel Poshusta*   19:53.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM66Budweiser, can  No. 38 in the Grand Master Division!
90.Easily Led    23:55.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM55Natural Light/Old Milwaukee, can  Oldest Competitor in G-Spot H3 History & only particiapnt to not Vomitt this year
91.Olsen Linda   25:11.9   Pensacola, Florida Thanksgiving Beer MileF59O'Douls, can  
92.Jedi Brewer*   27:04.0   Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... Eng. Phys. March Beer MileM67Canadian, bottle  
93.Missed Pussy   48:02.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M65Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wasn't planning on running. We found him at the bar and dragged him out.
94.Richard Koppenol*   DNF   Brisbane, Australia The Brisbane Beer Mile ChampionshipM60Tooheys Dry, bottle  345ml/5%
95.Jeff "Convict" Briggs   DNF   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile Attack ExplosionM67Beast Light, can  not amazing!
96.Rick "Estrus" Jaeger*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM62Miller High Life, can  
97.Byrle "Rocky B" Smallen*   DNF   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM59Coors, can  Injured
98.Larry "Lawrence of NoLabia" Stone*   DNF   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  DQ'd for getting a girl to run for him. This aint no relay.







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