Beermile.com World Records
Top Beer Mile Performances - Ohio

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Matthew "The Butterman" Marron   4:56.0   Alliance, OH Mount Union's 5th Annual Milk MileM19Chocolate Milk, cup  First ever Milk Mile debut after a weekend of conference championships (800,1500 double)day before
2.Tim "T-Willi" Williard   5:41.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM192% Chocolate Milk, cup  
3.Tyler "T-$" Congrove   6:00.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM212% Chocolate Milk, cup  
4.John Onion   6:10.0   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M21PBR/high life, can  already 7 deep when he started, first timer, also the school record holder in the Milk Mile
5.Chase Schneider   6:30.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM222% Chocolate Milk, cup  
6.Alex "Big AL" Simko   6:32.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM212% Chocolate Milk, cup  
7.Will "The Gargleblaster" POOMD   6:33.0   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M22PBR/high life, can  second time, 11 sec PR, got blown away during the last 300m, rumor has it he's just trying to get a good rage going
8.Heath "Gibbons" Gibson   6:34.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM202% Chocolate Milk, cup  
9.Jacksonian    6:50.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Confident from a 1200 time trial 2 nights before that ended in running from the popo, first time finishing
10.Chris "Feeock" Fyock   6:52.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM202% Chocolate Milk, cup  
11.Dan Heister   6:59.4   Cincinnati, OH Lancer Chug and Run 2004MBudweiser, can  New State Record for Ohio, pending approval... ran a solid 30 second last 200m
12.Aaron "A-train" Fraley   7:03.0   Defiance, OH TheDefyProject, TDP annualM23Budweiser, can  
13.Jeff Branham   7:04.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMbottle  
14.John "Franks" Franklin   7:05.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
15.T C   7:07.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMiller Genuine Draft, can  1st Place
16.Bob Fehrenbach   7:14.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  
17.Blojo    7:20.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  First off the chug
18.S. "drink4sport" Roberts   7:20.0   Burton, OH Ream's 4th Annual Beer MileM24Budweiser, can  
19.Alex Liggett   7:21.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  Winner, 1:28/3:23/5:22/7:21
20.J. Ream   7:21.0   Burton, OH Ream's 4th Annual Beer MileM24Budweiser, can  
21.Brian Lowe   7:22.0   Orange, OH The 1st Annual Orange Invitationa...M18Miller High Life, can  
22.Scott Bihl   7:33.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  The Shocker
23.B K   7:35.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingM38Budweiser, can  
24.Zak Wilburn*   7:40.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M18Budweiser, can  
25.Runner 1   7:52.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
26.Brad "Bnizzle" Neumann   7:58.9   Cincinnati, OH On a Whim one Night in the Nasty ...M23Budweiser, can  First try not bad 3:35 first half... died the second half
27.K L   7:59.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMBudweiser, can  2nd Place
28.Senor Jeffe   8:01.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM21Miller High Life, can  
29.Runner 2   8:04.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMCorona, bottle  
30.Alex Ramirez   8:06.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVBudweiser, can  
31.Amanda Lindsey   8:16.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  3x Women's Champ
32.Brandon "Dirt-Beard" Bauer   8:16.8   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...M19Natural, can  
33.Lee Seller   8:19.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
34.Brian "My Employers Will Shit a Brick" Gaping-Ass   8:26.0   Akron, OH 2nd Annual Revere High School Sho...M22Molson, can  
35.Kyle Fahrenkamp   8:27.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVCoors, can  EL RD
36.Matt Akey   8:31.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
37.Paul Lang   8:32.0   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...M21Natural, can  
38.Scott G   8:34.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
39.Old Timer*   8:35.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M50Coors, can  
40.Josh "blowvac" Glovac   8:36.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  Luck.
41.Vucetic "40oz" Mike   8:43.0   Bay Village, OH Bay Village Rockets RumbleMNatural Ice, can  
42.Mark Teisman   8:45.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
43.Doug Maxwell   8:49.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
44.Donny Gable*   8:49.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M16Budweiser, can  
45.Runner 3   9:04.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
46.Nate Hall   9:17.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
47.Runner 4   9:18.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
48.Runner 5   9:21.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
49.Cheehee Kim   9:22.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
50.S F   9:29.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingM40Budweiser, can  Penalty Lap
51.Colin Barr*   9:31.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M29Budweiser, can  wore a dress, vomited after crossing finish line
52.Taylor James   9:34.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
53.Greg DeSharnais*   9:40.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M30Budweiser, can  led for first 3 laps
54.Confuscious "MK" Say*   9:47.9   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M18Ice House, can  
55.Brian "My employers will shit a brick" Gaping-Ass   9:54.0   Akron, OH Revere High School ShowdownM21Labbat's Blue, can  
56.Runner 6   9:55.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
57.The Wagon   9:56.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM19Miller High Life, can  
58.Jenna Acker   10:03.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicF23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
59.Eric Harrington   10:05.0   Akron, OH 2nd Annual Revere High School Sho...M223 PBR, 1 Molson, can  
60.K Junks   10:11.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM19Miller High Life, can  Might have warmed up too hard
61.The Train   10:12.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM21??, can  
62.Nick Farkas   10:24.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Ligt, can  
63.Arlinghaus Aaron   10:32.0   Bay Village, OH Bay Village Rockets RumbleMNatural Ice, can  Penalty Lap
64.Kerry Lee   10:34.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
65.Nick VanDemark*   10:37.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M18Budweiser, can  
66.Aaron "Waterfall" Smith   10:44.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  "That was seriously a waterfall, i'm not even kidding." - Harroff
67.Jillian "Snillian" Snyder   10:53.0   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaF22Guinness, can  somehow didn't puke
68.Jason "KH" Grass*   10:53.5   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M19Ice House, can  
69.Richard "AW" Bang-her*   10:59.1   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M18Ice House, can  
70.Eric Harrington   11:00.0   Akron, OH Revere High School ShowdownM21Labbat's Blue, can  
71.C M   11:10.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingMBudweiser, can  
72.S M   11:19.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingMBudweiser, can  
73.S M   11:28.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMCoors, can  3trd Place
74.Andrew "Apple Juice" Jones*   11:32.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MBeast -Ice, can  
75.Taylor Reed   11:34.0   Akron, OH Revere High School ShowdownM21Labbat's Blue, can  
76.Allison "Alley-Cat" Donnelly*   11:42.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
77.Hot Mess Express   11:47.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF21Miller High Life, can  First female, ran a penalty lap for frecking
78.King Jason   11:47.0   Bay Village, OH Bay Village Rockets RumbleMNatural Ice, can  Penalty Lap
79.Taylor Reed   12:24.0   Akron, OH 2nd Annual Revere High School Sho...M22Molson, can  Penalty Lap
80.Tom Hirt*   12:25.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M31Budweiser, can  defending Beaver Beer Mile champ finished third
81.Birthday Cakes   12:53.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
82.Brian "The Bear"    12:55.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
83.Doug "JH" Funny*   13:02.0   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M22Ice House, can  
84.David Cheddar   13:18.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M32Miller Lite, can  strong improvement from the 2005 race
85.Josh Ward   13:19.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  
86.Habib "Lebron" Shakkour   13:20.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  Looked hilarious wearing basketball shoes and a cavs shirt.
87.K V   13:23.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMMichelobe, bottle  4th Place
88.Sam "POW" Stephens   13:30.0   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM22Guinness, can  could've gone faster
89.Claire    13:35.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
90.Cherry "JR" Popper   14:14.7   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...F22A&W Root Beer, can  
91.Tom "Spongeworthy" Hirt*   14:41.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM29Coors Light, can  Puked 10 yards past finish line
92.Kevin "Mulva" Cheddar*   14:51.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM32Coors Light, can  4 foot stocking cap slowed him down
93.Dane "CT" Schwegman*   14:57.3   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M19Ice House, can  penalty lap (~13:33)
94.Kevin "Bonk" Harroff   15:45.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  Ran fast, drank slow. Next time, we'll put a nipple on it for him.
95.Tom "Champ" Hirt   15:52.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2008M32Miller Lite, can  tied with Cheddar
96.David "Co-Champ" Cheddar   15:52.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2008M34Miller Lite, can  strong effort
97.Deb "Puffy Shirt" Hirt*   16:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Coors Light, can  First female finisher; sister of winner
98.Mike "VO2" Vucetic*   16:06.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  Penalty
99.Jordan "John Dover" Hoort*   16:36.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
100.Joseph "JC$" Cerimele*   16:36.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MRootbeer, can  Root beer
101.Pete Koomen*   16:36.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
102.Kenny Snyder   16:57.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  
103.Scott Kulka   16:57.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M30Bud/Miller Lite (2 each), can  solid effort
104.J S   17:42.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMBudweiser, can  5th Place, Puked & Penalty Lap
105.David "I was in the pool!" Cheddar*   17:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM31Miller Lite, can  Wore bike helmet
106.Mark "Crazy Joe Devola" Jones*   17:51.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM25Coors Light, can  Dressed as a friar
107.Jim Wu   17:53.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVbottle  
108.Spill "The Thrill"    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF21Miller High Life, can  tie
109.MacGreuber    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF19Miller High Life, can  tie
110.Young Megz   18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF18Miller High Life, can  tie
111.B M   18:23.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMBudweiser, can  6th Place, Puked and Penalty Lap
112.Olivia    18:31.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
113.Mike Leslie   18:33.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  
114.Trevor Ilse*   18:40.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
115.Bonnie "Schmoopie" Reichardt*   18:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF25Coors Light, can  Penalty lap; puked during 4th lap through nose
116.Cort Sattler   19:09.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M31Miller Lite, can  spill with intent
117.Andrew Jamieson   19:35.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M30Miller Lite, can  spill with intent
118.J C   19:55.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingMBudweiser, can  
119.Ricky "Coop" Lupp   19:59.0   Cincinnati, OH On a Whim one Night in the Nasty ...M18Budweiser, can  I don't know what he did
120.Richard "ZK" Petty*   20:15.8   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M18Ice House, can  penalty lap (~18:13); i <3 projectile vomit
121.Schwizz    20:18.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  Karma
122.Ben Penry   20:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M25water (wtf?), cup  DQ'd for beverage choice
123.J C   20:42.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMMiller Genuine Draft, can  7th Place, Puked and Penalty Lap
124.Bonnie Reichardt   21:09.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F26Miller Lite, can  first female finisher
125.Kate Meinke   22:57.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F31Miller Lite, can  first beer mile, excellent showing
126.Meat "JS" Loaf*   23:27.8   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M22Vodka + soda pop, cup  penalty lap
127.Liz "Jean-Paul" Ernst*   24:20.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Coors Light, can  Puked 4+ times after finishing
128.Colin "Schmoopie" Barr*   30:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM28Miller Lite, can  Questionable beer drinking caught on tape
129.Sara "Serenity now" Hirt*   30:05.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF27Coors Light, can  2nd female to finish and not puke
130.Rosie Oliva   30:55.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F29Miller/Coors/Bud Lite, one Woodchuck cid, can  spill with intent
131.Cort "T-Bone" Sattler*   31:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30Miller Lite, can  Penalty lap; spill with intent
132.Katie "Real and Spectacular" Leisner*   31:59.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Coors Light, can  Penalty lap; puked at least 2 times
133.Sara Hirt   33:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F29Coors Light, can  tied with Kulka/Jamieson
134.Jodi Kulka   33:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F31Woodchuck, bottle  tied with Hirt/Jamieson
135.Beth Jamieson   33:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F29Miller Lite/Woodchuck cider, can  spill with intent, tied with Kulka/Hirt
136.Mike "Airing of grievances" Linegang*   35:15.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30Miller Lite, can  Penalty lap; spill with intent
137.Betty Ann "Feats of Strength" Linegang*   36:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF33Miller Lite, can  Penalty; spill with intent
138.Rosie "Soup Nazi" Oliva*   36:05.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF28Coors Light, can  Penalty; spill with intent
139.Claire "Master of her domain" Liszkay*   38:15.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Miller Lite, can  I feel good
140.Sarah "Jerk Store" Vecci*   38:51.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF24Coors Light, can  Last place finisher!
141.Banhana "And" Rails   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpFMiller High Life, can  ran as a pair, spilled beer, threw up, made a bunch of noise, and might not have finished
142.Molls "Gets" Balls   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpFMiller High Life, can  ??
143.Juicey "JJ" Fruit*   DNF   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M19Ice House, can  dropped out after 1st lap
144.Holly "Festivus" Sattler   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF30N/A,   Walked, helped officiate... currently pregnant
145.Nick "Fusilli Jerry" Fererri*   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM26Coors Light, can  Herniated L4-5 disc in back, did have 3 extra beers, worked camcorder
146.Andrew "Coco" Jamieson*   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM28Coors Light, can  Tore ACL bending over to pick up 1st beer
147.Dave "Manssiere" Martin   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30N/A,   Unable to compete; helped officiate
148.Sheila "Man Hands" Martin   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF30N/A,   Officiated
149.Hunter Nichols   DNF   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...18Natural, can  
150.Scott "Poppie" Kulka   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM28N/A,   Late arrival
151.Joe Parker   DNF   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...18  5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile
152.Jodi "Hoochie Mama" Kulka   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF28N/A,   Late arrival, also pregnant
153.Ben "Vegetable Lasanga" Penry   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM24N/A,   Called arriving late biggest mistake of 05
154.Taylor Reed   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  Beers-3 Laps-2 In 7:49
155.Mike Werneiski   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  Beers-2 Laps-2
156.Loren Spickler*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  Penalty
157.Amy Staub*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
158.Ben "Mr. Tired" Mellish*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
159.Anna Booth*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
160.Irene Nagle*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
161.Axel Riemer*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
162.Tim Haglund*   DNF   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M17Budweiser, can  
163.Justin Armburger*   DNF   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M18Budweiser, can  
164.JD Sheppard*   DNF   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M19  No Show
165.Paul Calardo   DNF   Cincinnati, OH Lancer Chug and Run 2004MBudweiser, can  out of shape... will be back for more
166.Kyle "Thouglas" Lang   DNF   Cincinnati, OH On a Whim one Night in the Nasty ...M18Budweiser, can  Led after 400m
167.Jacksonian    DNF   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M20PBR/high life, can  first timer, ran from cop scare during 3rd lap. ended up winning a 100m run off w/ Josh 200
168.Josh 200   DNF   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M19PBR/high life, can  first timer, same as Jacksonian, but lost, happy to have run more than 200 meters
169.Derek Write   DNF   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M23???, bottle  ran 1 lap wearing jeans then dropped out, unattached
170. Justin "J-train" Perkins   DNF   Defiance, OH TheDefyProject, TDP annualM23Budweiser, can  injured
171.Jason "chocolate thunder" King   DNF   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM22Budweiser, can  lots of puke
172.Mike Synk   DNF   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM24Labbatt, can  
173.Chris Varananon   DNF   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM22Guinness, can  
174.Josh Hilton   DNF   Defiance, OH TheDefyProject, TDP annualM20bud light, can  drank bud light and Budweiser







FAQ | Rules | Results | Records | Forums | Join the Team NEW



Follow Beermile Tweets on
Become a fan of the Beer Mile on Facebook


©1995-2014 Sports.ws LLC
©1995-2014 Xanthas Creative Industries Ltd.