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Top Beer Mile Performances - Ohio

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Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Matthew "The Butterman" Marron   4:56.0   Alliance, OH Mount Union's 5th Annual Milk MileM19Chocolate Milk, cup  First ever Milk Mile debut after a weekend of conference championships (800,1500 double)day before
2.Tim "T-Willi" Williard   5:41.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM192% Chocolate Milk, cup  
3.Tyler "T-$" Congrove   6:00.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM212% Chocolate Milk, cup  
4.John Onion   6:10.0   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M21PBR/high life, can  already 7 deep when he started, first timer, also the school record holder in the Milk Mile
5.Chase Schneider   6:30.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM222% Chocolate Milk, cup  
6.Alex "Big AL" Simko   6:32.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM212% Chocolate Milk, cup  
7.Will "The Gargleblaster" POOMD   6:33.0   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M22PBR/high life, can  second time, 11 sec PR, got blown away during the last 300m, rumor has it he's just trying to get a good rage going
8.Heath "Gibbons" Gibson   6:34.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM202% Chocolate Milk, cup  
9.Jacksonian    6:50.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Confident from a 1200 time trial 2 nights before that ended in running from the popo, first time finishing
10.Chris "Feeock" Fyock   6:52.0   McVay Track, Westerville,... OC Bi-annual Milk MileM202% Chocolate Milk, cup  
11.Dan Heister   6:59.4   Cincinnati, OH Lancer Chug and Run 2004MBudweiser, can  New State Record for Ohio, pending approval... ran a solid 30 second last 200m
12.Jeff Branham   7:04.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMbottle  
13.John "Franks" Franklin   7:05.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
14.T C   7:07.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMiller Genuine Draft, can  1st Place
15.Bob Fehrenbach   7:14.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  
16.Blojo    7:20.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  First off the chug
17.S. "drink4sport" Roberts   7:20.0   Burton, OH Ream's 4th Annual Beer MileM24Budweiser, can  
18.Alex Liggett   7:21.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  Winner, 1:28/3:23/5:22/7:21
19.J. Ream   7:21.0   Burton, OH Ream's 4th Annual Beer MileM24Budweiser, can  
20.Brian Lowe   7:22.0   Orange, OH The 1st Annual Orange Invitationa...M18Miller High Life, can  
21.Scott Bihl   7:33.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  The Shocker
22.B K   7:35.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingM38Budweiser, can  
23.Zak Wilburn*   7:40.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M18Budweiser, can  
24.Runner 1   7:52.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
25.Brad "Bnizzle" Neumann   7:58.9   Cincinnati, OH On a Whim one Night in the Nasty ...M23Budweiser, can  First try not bad 3:35 first half... died the second half
26.K L   7:59.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMBudweiser, can  2nd Place
27.Senor Jeffe   8:01.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM21Miller High Life, can  
28.Runner 2   8:04.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMCorona, bottle  
29.Alex Ramirez   8:06.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVBudweiser, can  
30.Amanda Lindsey   8:16.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  3x Women's Champ
31.Brandon "Dirt-Beard" Bauer   8:16.8   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...M19Natural, can  
32.Lee Seller   8:19.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
33.Brian "My Employers Will Shit a Brick" Gaping-Ass   8:26.0   Akron, OH 2nd Annual Revere High School Sho...M22Molson, can  
34.Kyle Fahrenkamp   8:27.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVCoors, can  EL RD
35.Matt Akey   8:31.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
36.Paul Lang   8:32.0   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...M21Natural, can  
37.Scott G   8:34.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
38.Old Timer*   8:35.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M50Coors, can  
39.Josh "blowvac" Glovac   8:36.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  Luck.
40.Vucetic "40oz" Mike   8:43.0   Bay Village, OH Bay Village Rockets RumbleMNatural Ice, can  
41.Mark Teisman   8:45.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
42.Doug Maxwell   8:49.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
43.Donny Gable*   8:49.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M16Budweiser, can  
44.Runner 3   9:04.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
45.Nate Hall   9:17.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
46.Runner 4   9:18.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
47.Runner 5   9:21.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
48.Cheehee Kim   9:22.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
49.S F   9:29.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingM40Budweiser, can  Penalty Lap
50.Colin Barr*   9:31.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M29Budweiser, can  wore a dress, vomited after crossing finish line
51.Taylor James   9:34.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
52.Greg DeSharnais*   9:40.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M30Budweiser, can  led for first 3 laps
53.Confuscious "MK" Say*   9:47.9   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M18Ice House, can  
54.Brian "My employers will shit a brick" Gaping-Ass   9:54.0   Akron, OH Revere High School ShowdownM21Labbat's Blue, can  
55.Runner 6   9:55.0   Columbus, OH Twilight Miracle MileMNatural Light, can  
56.The Wagon   9:56.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM19Miller High Life, can  
57.Jenna Acker   10:03.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicF23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
58.Eric Harrington   10:05.0   Akron, OH 2nd Annual Revere High School Sho...M223 PBR, 1 Molson, can  
59.K Junks   10:11.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM19Miller High Life, can  Might have warmed up too hard
60.The Train   10:12.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM21??, can  
61.Nick Farkas   10:24.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Ligt, can  
62.Arlinghaus Aaron   10:32.0   Bay Village, OH Bay Village Rockets RumbleMNatural Ice, can  Penalty Lap
63.Kerry Lee   10:34.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
64.Nick VanDemark*   10:37.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M18Budweiser, can  
65.Aaron "Waterfall" Smith   10:44.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  "That was seriously a waterfall, i'm not even kidding." - Harroff
66.Jillian "Snillian" Snyder   10:53.0   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaF22Guinness, can  somehow didn't puke
67.Jason "KH" Grass*   10:53.5   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M19Ice House, can  
68.Richard "AW" Bang-her*   10:59.1   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M18Ice House, can  
69.Eric Harrington   11:00.0   Akron, OH Revere High School ShowdownM21Labbat's Blue, can  
70.C M   11:10.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingMBudweiser, can  
71.S M   11:19.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingMBudweiser, can  
72.S M   11:28.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMCoors, can  3trd Place
73.Andrew "Apple Juice" Jones*   11:32.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MBeast -Ice, can  
74.Taylor Reed   11:34.0   Akron, OH Revere High School ShowdownM21Labbat's Blue, can  
75.Allison "Alley-Cat" Donnelly*   11:42.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
76.Hot Mess Express   11:47.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF21Miller High Life, can  First female, ran a penalty lap for frecking
77.King Jason   11:47.0   Bay Village, OH Bay Village Rockets RumbleMNatural Ice, can  Penalty Lap
78.Taylor Reed   12:24.0   Akron, OH 2nd Annual Revere High School Sho...M22Molson, can  Penalty Lap
79.Tom Hirt*   12:25.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M31Budweiser, can  defending Beaver Beer Mile champ finished third
80.Birthday Cakes   12:53.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
81.Brian "The Bear"    12:55.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
82.Doug "JH" Funny*   13:02.0   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M22Ice House, can  
83.David Cheddar   13:18.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M32Miller Lite, can  strong improvement from the 2005 race
84.Josh Ward   13:19.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  
85.Habib "Lebron" Shakkour   13:20.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  Looked hilarious wearing basketball shoes and a cavs shirt.
86.K V   13:23.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMMichelobe, bottle  4th Place
87.Sam "POW" Stephens   13:30.0   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM22Guinness, can  could've gone faster
88.Claire    13:35.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
89.Cherry "JR" Popper   14:14.7   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...F22A&W Root Beer, can  
90.Tom "Spongeworthy" Hirt*   14:41.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM29Coors Light, can  Puked 10 yards past finish line
91.Kevin "Mulva" Cheddar*   14:51.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM32Coors Light, can  4 foot stocking cap slowed him down
92.Dane "CT" Schwegman*   14:57.3   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M19Ice House, can  penalty lap (~13:33)
93.Kevin "Bonk" Harroff   15:45.0   Amherst, OH The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.M17natty light, can  Ran fast, drank slow. Next time, we'll put a nipple on it for him.
94.Tom "Champ" Hirt   15:52.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2008M32Miller Lite, can  tied with Cheddar
95.David "Co-Champ" Cheddar   15:52.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2008M34Miller Lite, can  strong effort
96.Deb "Puffy Shirt" Hirt*   16:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Coors Light, can  First female finisher; sister of winner
97.Mike "VO2" Vucetic*   16:06.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  Penalty
98.Jordan "John Dover" Hoort*   16:36.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
99.Joseph "JC$" Cerimele*   16:36.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MRootbeer, can  Root beer
100.Pete Koomen*   16:36.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
101.Kenny Snyder   16:57.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  
102.Scott Kulka   16:57.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M30Bud/Miller Lite (2 each), can  solid effort
103.J S   17:42.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMBudweiser, can  5th Place, Puked & Penalty Lap
104.David "I was in the pool!" Cheddar*   17:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM31Miller Lite, can  Wore bike helmet
105.Mark "Crazy Joe Devola" Jones*   17:51.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM25Coors Light, can  Dressed as a friar
106.Jim Wu   17:53.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVbottle  
107.Spill "The Thrill"    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF21Miller High Life, can  tie
108.MacGreuber    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF19Miller High Life, can  tie
109.Young Megz   18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF18Miller High Life, can  tie
110.B M   18:23.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMBudweiser, can  6th Place, Puked and Penalty Lap
111.Olivia    18:31.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  
112.Mike Leslie   18:33.0   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  
113.Trevor Ilse*   18:40.0   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
114.Bonnie "Schmoopie" Reichardt*   18:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF25Coors Light, can  Penalty lap; puked during 4th lap through nose
115.Cort Sattler   19:09.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M31Miller Lite, can  spill with intent
116.Andrew Jamieson   19:35.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M30Miller Lite, can  spill with intent
117.J C   19:55.0   Tiffin, OH BK homecomingMBudweiser, can  
118.Ricky "Coop" Lupp   19:59.0   Cincinnati, OH On a Whim one Night in the Nasty ...M18Budweiser, can  I don't know what he did
119.Richard "ZK" Petty*   20:15.8   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M18Ice House, can  penalty lap (~18:13); i <3 projectile vomit
120.Schwizz    20:18.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVcan  Karma
121.Ben Penry   20:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M25water (wtf?), cup  DQ'd for beverage choice
122.J C   20:42.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMMiller Genuine Draft, can  7th Place, Puked and Penalty Lap
123.Bonnie Reichardt   21:09.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F26Miller Lite, can  first female finisher
124.Kate Meinke   22:57.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F31Miller Lite, can  first beer mile, excellent showing
125.Meat "JS" Loaf*   23:27.8   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M22Vodka + soda pop, cup  penalty lap
126.Liz "Jean-Paul" Ernst*   24:20.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Coors Light, can  Puked 4+ times after finishing
127.Colin "Schmoopie" Barr*   30:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM28Miller Lite, can  Questionable beer drinking caught on tape
128.Sara "Serenity now" Hirt*   30:05.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF27Coors Light, can  2nd female to finish and not puke
129.Rosie Oliva   30:55.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F29Miller/Coors/Bud Lite, one Woodchuck cid, can  spill with intent
130.Cort "T-Bone" Sattler*   31:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30Miller Lite, can  Penalty lap; spill with intent
131.Katie "Real and Spectacular" Leisner*   31:59.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Coors Light, can  Penalty lap; puked at least 2 times
132.Sara Hirt   33:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F29Coors Light, can  tied with Kulka/Jamieson
133.Jodi Kulka   33:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F31Woodchuck, bottle  tied with Hirt/Jamieson
134.Beth Jamieson   33:19.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F29Miller Lite/Woodchuck cider, can  spill with intent, tied with Kulka/Hirt
135.Mike "Airing of grievances" Linegang*   35:15.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30Miller Lite, can  Penalty lap; spill with intent
136.Betty Ann "Feats of Strength" Linegang*   36:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF33Miller Lite, can  Penalty; spill with intent
137.Rosie "Soup Nazi" Oliva*   36:05.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF28Coors Light, can  Penalty; spill with intent
138.Claire "Master of her domain" Liszkay*   38:15.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Miller Lite, can  I feel good
139.Sarah "Jerk Store" Vecci*   38:51.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF24Coors Light, can  Last place finisher!
140.Banhana "And" Rails   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpFMiller High Life, can  ran as a pair, spilled beer, threw up, made a bunch of noise, and might not have finished
141.Molls "Gets" Balls   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpFMiller High Life, can  ??
142.Juicey "JJ" Fruit*   DNF   Marietta, OH 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring...M19Ice House, can  dropped out after 1st lap
143.Holly "Festivus" Sattler   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF30N/A,   Walked, helped officiate... currently pregnant
144.Nick "Fusilli Jerry" Fererri*   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM26Coors Light, can  Herniated L4-5 disc in back, did have 3 extra beers, worked camcorder
145.Andrew "Coco" Jamieson*   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM28Coors Light, can  Tore ACL bending over to pick up 1st beer
146.Dave "Manssiere" Martin   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30N/A,   Unable to compete; helped officiate
147.Sheila "Man Hands" Martin   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF30N/A,   Officiated
148.Hunter Nichols   DNF   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...18Natural, can  
149.Scott "Poppie" Kulka   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM28N/A,   Late arrival
150.Joe Parker   DNF   Columbus, OH Race for the Cure - The Brewskie ...18  5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile
151.Jodi "Hoochie Mama" Kulka   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF28N/A,   Late arrival, also pregnant
152.Ben "Vegetable Lasanga" Penry   DNF   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM24N/A,   Called arriving late biggest mistake of 05
153.Taylor Reed   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  Beers-3 Laps-2 In 7:49
154.Mike Werneiski   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRU Springfest Beer MileMNatty Light, can  Beers-2 Laps-2
155.Loren Spickler*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  Penalty
156.Amy Staub*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
157.Ben "Mr. Tired" Mellish*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
158.Anna Booth*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
159.Irene Nagle*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04FMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
160.Axel Riemer*   DNF   Cleveland, OH CWRUN '04MMilwaukee's Best Ice, can  
161.Tim Haglund*   DNF   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M17Budweiser, can  
162.Justin Armburger*   DNF   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M18Budweiser, can  
163.JD Sheppard*   DNF   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M19  No Show
164.Paul Calardo   DNF   Cincinnati, OH Lancer Chug and Run 2004MBudweiser, can  out of shape... will be back for more
165.Kyle "Thouglas" Lang   DNF   Cincinnati, OH On a Whim one Night in the Nasty ...M18Budweiser, can  Led after 400m
166.Jacksonian    DNF   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M20PBR/high life, can  first timer, ran from cop scare during 3rd lap. ended up winning a 100m run off w/ Josh 200
167.Josh 200   DNF   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M19PBR/high life, can  first timer, same as Jacksonian, but lost, happy to have run more than 200 meters
168.Derek Write   DNF   Middle of Nowhere, OH 69th Annual Brazzers Bangbus Earl...M23???, bottle  ran 1 lap wearing jeans then dropped out, unattached
169.Jason "chocolate thunder" King   DNF   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM22Budweiser, can  lots of puke
170.Mike Synk   DNF   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM24Labbatt, can  
171.Chris Varananon   DNF   Westlake, OH Sum07 Beer Mile ExtravaganzaM22Guinness, can  







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