🎃 Helena Beer Mile: Halloween Edition 🍺👻
On the night when the veil between worlds grows thin, so does your stomach lining.
Gather, brave souls, for a cursed ritual older than time itself (or at least since 1998): four laps, four beers, and one mile of pure, carbonated terror. Chug a cold one, run a lap, repeat until the spirits are satisfied or you are, whichever comes first.
The Ancient Rules:
- Drink a full beer (12 oz, 5%+ ABV) before each of the four laps
- Beers must be cracked and consumed in the transition zone, no drinking on the run, you ghoul
- Those who summon the demons back up must pay the dark price: one penalty lap
Costumes are strongly encouraged. Run as a zombie, a vampire, a sexy pumpkin, or your own worst Strava split. Bonus glory for anyone who finishes in full costume without losing a limb (or their lunch).
Come to run, come to cheer, come to watch your friends' souls leave their bodies somewhere around beer three. Whether you're chasing a PR or just chasing the lingering ghost of your dignity, there's a spot on the starting line for you.