Straight Line distance measured with GPS .125 miles out .125 miles back. Beer of choice Natty Ice, top shelf of course. Empties used as batons dropped at turn around point. Verified by several chartiable high rank lower warriors. This event to be the first of several in a brotherhood of warrioresque events of this sort. Cheif of the 24th ARREST, (this typed fifteen minutes after event while drinking another!!!!