We had, what we believe to be, the first ever involuntary Beer Mile. Bean There Done Twat, with all of his 66 years just came out to support his son, Hairy Twatter. He had planned to do two laps with an unqualified beer, just to participate. We talked him into using PBR. Upon completion of his second lap, we urged him to do "just one more". After that, there was only one more left... He finished with a time of 16:30. Hooray! The only spew came from Shrimp Skanky, but that was only after he finished. Calamine Crack ran the event shoeless.